Friend: I'm a Mondo Owada fan
Me: Oh, so I can safely assume you respect women too?
Friend: Totally
by Tindall Cheyenne January 7, 2022
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An enormous poop. Typically this is a morning ritual for coffee drinkers worldwide. What happens is after a hot cup of Joe it turns into Bowels Gone Wild!!!
Hey Mrs. Butterfield I’m down to fuck again but lemme just take a Mondo Dook reallly quick I’ll make it shnappy I promise then we can rub uglies one more time before I leave the Retirement Home.
by Blumpkin42 April 25, 2021
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Very big; alot; much more than necessary.
That's one mondo-ass SUV! They need to quit with that!
by Peter Jackles February 12, 2004
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While having anal sex with a girl, you reach around insert your fist into her vagina and give yourself a hand job through the lining.
I was having sex with a stripper who had a loose buthole, so I reached around and fisted her equally lose vagina and squeezed my penis through the lining to give myself a mondo handshake!
by itsgotom July 8, 2013
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