Mondo Owada

Tough outside, soft inside

Friend: I'm a Mondo Owada fan
Me: Oh, so I can safely assume you respect women too?
Friend: Totally

by Tindall Cheyenne January 6, 2022

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contrapsuedo-mondo

definately nos psuedo-mondo

Kenny: These buffalo wings are contrapsuedo-mondo
AD: Co-sign.

by AD February 23, 2005

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MONDO Dook

An enormous poop. Typically this is a morning ritual for coffee drinkers worldwide. What happens is after a hot cup of Joe it turns into Bowels Gone Wild!!!

Hey Mrs. Butterfield I’m down to fuck again but lemme just take a Mondo Dook reallly quick I’ll make it shnappy I promise then we can rub uglies one more time before I leave the Retirement Home.

by Blumpkin42 April 25, 2021

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mondo-ass

Very big; alot; much more than necessary.

That's one mondo-ass SUV! They need to quit with that!

by Peter Jackles February 12, 2004

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Mondo Handshake

While having anal sex with a girl, you reach around insert your fist into her vagina and give yourself a hand job through the lining.

I was having sex with a stripper who had a loose buthole, so I reached around and fisted her equally lose vagina and squeezed my penis through the lining to give myself a mondo handshake!

by itsgotom August 11, 2013

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