Mom

A woman who gave you birth but literally laughs at everything and says: “That’s cute” to many times to count-

Me: “ Hey Mom?”
My Mom: *laughs at whatever’s on her phone*
Me: “ What’s so funny?”
My Mom: “Here.” *shows me her phone which is 287729370853 years old*
Me: “...What’s so funny?”
My Mom: “The kid!”
Me: “Ha.... ha..... ha........Ha.... so funny...”

Me POV: “Not”

by Idkwhatsgoingon April 18, 2020

mom

the greatest person in the world ever, no one will ever be as great as a mom, endless hours of no sleep, changing over 60 diapers in a week and hardly no sleep, god bless all moms

moms have the toughest job ever,

by nick November 1, 2008

mom mom

A grandmother. Also known as the mother of your parents.

"your mom mom makes the best apple pie."

by NEphilly January 8, 2005

mom

mom is the best person in the wold she helps and she is

made

of

money

mom is the person you want to take to the store

by sonicponyx October 25, 2016

MoM

Acronym for "Mail order Marijuana"

Dude 1: Bro, I just bought MoM from this totally legit place I found out about on Reddit!

Dude 2: Gnarly, bro! Just remember, sharing is caring.

by hashtag liangiappe June 28, 2018

Mom

A goddess from another dimension that can create an unlimited amount of food using quantum physics.

Mom, can you make some spaghetti?

by LordBobby_Smartman September 3, 2018

Mom

Are you really fucking retarded? WTF! If you don't even know a Mom mean Iĺl tell you Mom mean a scariest human in the world.

Your Mom Gay.

by Someonelm May 28, 2018