The act of meeting for sex at a time best chosen for its deliberate inconvenience for any other activities, thus getting round and avoiding the usual boredom, expense and interrogative shit of a "date"..
My therapist told me my low levels of respect for women probably stemmed from my habit of only ever agreeing to meet them for a midnight randyvous, after spending several hours priming them for action via MSN and other forms of internet self-abuse
by Drex Johnson July 21, 2011

by King Robby V. September 23, 2005

Linkin Park's new album, scheduled to be released on may 15, 2007 for people in North America, May 14 world-wide. It's been said that it will contain a mixture of punk, classic rock, and hip-hop beats, according to Chester Bennington (lead vocalist for LP)on an interview with MTV. It will also contain their new single, "What I've Done".
by bombdiggity April 12, 2007

Movie starring Dustin Hoffman as Ratso Rizzo (from the Bronx) and a very young Jon Voight as Joe Buck (from Texas). It is the story of their misadventures trying to survive in New York City. Won Best Picture in 1969. Buck had come to NYC thinking he could make a living selling his body to women. When that plan failed, he resorted to seeking gay males as customers. The term midnight cowboy has been used meaning a male (straight or gay) who prowls for gay men who will pay him for sex.
by Woody Thomas January 8, 2006

personally how I would describe midnight thoughts
it's the thoughts that keep you up at night or the thoughts that don't let you sleep.
there's a difference between thinking at midnight and having midnight thoughts.
midnight thoughts usually come from guilt, regret, betrayal and mental issues that have scarred you for life and those thoughts haunt you during the night, when you can't distract yourself from it.
it's the thoughts that keep you up at night or the thoughts that don't let you sleep.
there's a difference between thinking at midnight and having midnight thoughts.
midnight thoughts usually come from guilt, regret, betrayal and mental issues that have scarred you for life and those thoughts haunt you during the night, when you can't distract yourself from it.
by Shazuki Ishtar April 12, 2020

*discord chat at 2 AM*
gamer A:"Dude this midnight water is so damn good"
gamer B: "Hell yea bruhder"
gamer A:"Dude this midnight water is so damn good"
gamer B: "Hell yea bruhder"
by IWantAgoodPegging February 21, 2021

a masterbation technique performed on him-or herself without the knowledge of the tugee while in a dream-like state of sleepiness.
Midnight tugger is essentially beating your meat accidentally in the middle of the night while friends are awake to witness it. Not purposely done...usually drunk.
by late night beat off January 19, 2013
