microwave love

a significant other in which you have previously been in a relationship with, hence, the microwave portion of the term signifying a redo, or "re-heat" the romance if you will

"did you hear that jack is taking on the microwave love path with his ex?!"

by pierceishere May 26, 2019

Microwave Position

One partner retrieves food from microwave while other partner enters them from behind.

Sam had Dee Lila in microwave position while shouting, " hurry up with my nuggets bitch!"

by Dee Lila March 22, 2019

Ghetto Microwave

1. A microwave that doesn't have buttons but a dial instead and makes a ding sound when done. Also burns hot dogs.
2. Also can be used to describe something that sucks

1. My ghetto microwave broke down... Again.

2. Damn! This is so ghetto like Chris's microwave!

by AsianD3fin3r March 29, 2009

post-microwave

The opposite of pre-microwave. Used to describe the twenty-somethings in the workforce who think they've seen and done it all.

"Oh, I've been using Microsoft Word since high school. I'm an old computer user."

"I was using Microsoft Word when you were still in diapers! You are so post-microwave!"

by Geoff Lilley August 28, 2008

Curry Microwave

Curry Microwave, noun. A microwave, often found in British households, which is dedicated to preparing and microwaving curries.

This is due to the scent of curries tainting the “main microwave”, so an additional dedicated curry microwave is required.

Could you please make a curry in the curry microwave?

The curry microwave needs cleaned.

Could you stop making curries in the main microwave, we have a curry microwave for that!

by FoostiePoonTang March 10, 2020

microwave nasty

any kind of disgusting freezer food that can be tossed into the microwave and made in 10 minutes or less. usually made while drunk or high. great for the munchies. convenience is key.

guy1: uuhh god! im so damn hungry
guy2: totally dude
guy2: is mcnasty still open???
guy1: shit! its 4 A.M. no way its open..and im too stoned to drive
guy2: !!!i know!!! find some microwave nasty! hell yea!
guy1: yea baby! hot pockets! i hope these don't give me diareah...

by jneill June 18, 2007

Microwave DJ

Usually applies to someone who thinks they have DJ skills because they bought serato and downloaded a bunch of mp3s, rather than actually learning how to cut, beatmatch, etc. Comes from the idea of a microwave being very quick, but not so good.

-That guy downloaded some generic house music and a torrent of Traktor, and now he thinks he's ready to play at clubs.

-No way, he's a total Microwave DJ.

by BillyPhuz2 July 16, 2010