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The Ol' Michelin Tire Routine

The routine is a set of sexual actions performed to enhance intercourse. The routine begins with the female bending backwards and grabbing her ankles or lower legs. She then (with assistance from the male if necessary) rolls forward onto the male's erect phallus. Once the penis is thoroughly mounted the male grabs the still rolled female and proceeds to rotate her 360 degrees on his penis.
Guy1 - "DUDE! How was the date with that yoga teacher last night?"

Guy2 - "Broski, it was awesome! I gave her the Ol' Michelin Tire Routine! It was totally sweet!"
by That Guy's Mob of Cronies December 9, 2008
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michelia

Michelia is a genus of flowering plants belonging to the Magnolia family (Magnoliaceae). The genus includes about 50 species of evergreen trees and shrubs, native to tropical and subtropical south and southeast Asia (Indomalaya), including southern China.
Michelia champaca
by tsuraneru July 25, 2016
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Michali

Warm and humorous, a person with an inability to filter his passionate honesty. Never boring and always interesting. He likes ancient history and is a Greek God with a perfect sense of logic.
Michali knows everything, I cant wait to learn from him!
by Nonononsense January 28, 2022
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Michelin Man

When a male who is so hesitant to have sex, he puts on condom after condom resulting in the rubberband parts piling up making his wang look like the Michelin Man.
Girl: Hahaha! Hey, is that the Michelin Man?
by slapshotpeewee9 May 8, 2007
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michelin

Another name for a coxswain or peson that sits in the back of a rowing boat and does nothing but add dead weight.
Matt (a.k.a.Britain) is a Michelin.
by Msouthern May 4, 2008
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Michalena Nguyen

A Fine Royal Female Species with an Unbelievebly HOT sense of style; The Tiffanie Xuan Tran's Bff<3
The Michalena Nguyen was being stared at by all the guys because she was so fucking hot!
by Anonymous John E. Muhs October 23, 2008
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Michelin man

When a fat women is being fucked from behind so hard that her fat rolls compress making her look like the Michelin man
You take that fat bitch home
Yup gave that bitch a nice Michelin man
by Devin the pedophile April 27, 2017
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