by neeko04 November 6, 2010
Get the Melissa mug.A Melissa is a girl that hides her pain behind a smile everyday. She is very shy at first but once you get to know her, she is an amazing, crazy girl. She is loyal to everyone and trusts very easily. You will get lost into her eyes every time. She loves sports but is very girly at the same time. She falls for the wrong guys.
by Stephanie Styles March 1, 2015
Get the Melissa mug.by robertismyname August 6, 2006
Get the Mavis mug.A mother, a care giver, someone who is always there for you when you need her to be.
Her best trait is her loyalty to others. Sure, she has a lot of other great treats. But, when it comes to loyalty, she takes the cake.
People may talk smack about her, but that is because they don't know her. She is determined, strong, and caring.
Her biggest flaw is her Paranoia. But, that is because she doesn't know how good of a person she is.
Her best trait is her loyalty to others. Sure, she has a lot of other great treats. But, when it comes to loyalty, she takes the cake.
People may talk smack about her, but that is because they don't know her. She is determined, strong, and caring.
Her biggest flaw is her Paranoia. But, that is because she doesn't know how good of a person she is.
Melissa: Are you cheating on me?!
Husband: Hon, that's a picture of our children.
Melissa: DON'T YOU STAND THERE AND LIE TO ME! Where you having a god damn orgy in the house?
Husband: That's a freaken birthday party!
Melissa: I'm sorry. I love you.
Husband: Oh, Melissa. . .
Husband: Hon, that's a picture of our children.
Melissa: DON'T YOU STAND THERE AND LIE TO ME! Where you having a god damn orgy in the house?
Husband: That's a freaken birthday party!
Melissa: I'm sorry. I love you.
Husband: Oh, Melissa. . .
by tokitokitotokito December 2, 2011
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Get the meislin mug.1. The master of yeeting; always knows the greatest time to say “yeet” and cause the greatest amount of humor.
2. Something to say instead of “ YEET”. If you do something of remarkable cognitive or physical proportion, you would say “I’m the Yeet Meister”
2. Something to say instead of “ YEET”. If you do something of remarkable cognitive or physical proportion, you would say “I’m the Yeet Meister”
1. Javon screamed “yeet” in the middle of the SAT, he truly is the Yeet Meister.
2. As he won football game for the team he said “wassup baby in the Yeet Meister” as his team cheered him on.
2. As he won football game for the team he said “wassup baby in the Yeet Meister” as his team cheered him on.
by MantisWarrior June 27, 2018
Get the Yeet Meister mug.A Melissa is the sweetest girl you will EVER meet. She smells soooo good. And her skin in incredible soft... BEST KISSER EVER!!!!
Andrew- Hey I kissed Melissa last night
Matt- Damn did you! haha That's my boy! How was it?
Andrew- She is the best kisser ahh im so into her!
Matt- Damn did you! haha That's my boy! How was it?
Andrew- She is the best kisser ahh im so into her!
by fireflies221 February 5, 2010
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