2 definitions by robertismyname

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A very sexy and extremely awesome girl/woman
Like wow....thats a mavis right there
by robertismyname August 06, 2006
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The sound you make when sticky spit has clogged your throat while sleeping and you try to talk.
I awoke with breath that smelled like a worm melting in the sun and tried to tell my girlfriend good morning and merely said "blarp" as a spit bubble rose up my throat and popped upon exiting my mouth.
by Robertismyname January 10, 2013
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