Definitions by robertismyname

blarp

The sound you make when sticky spit has clogged your throat while sleeping and you try to talk.

I awoke with breath that smelled like a worm melting in the sun and tried to tell my girlfriend good morning and merely said "blarp" as a spit bubble rose up my throat and popped upon exiting my mouth.

blarp by Robertismyname January 10, 2013

Mavis 

A very sexy and extremely awesome girl/woman

Like wow....thats a mavis right there

Mavis by robertismyname August 6, 2006