Liberace was the ultimate metrosexual.
by Bond, James Bond June 7, 2005
Get the metrosexualmug. Person 1: Oh man, when I get on the early morning metro to go to work.... my body just explodes into this uncontrollable fit of excitement and pleasure.
Person 2: You're such a metrosexual!
Person 2: You're such a metrosexual!
by felisCschrödinger October 20, 2013
Get the metrosexualmug. Metrosexual A is a more apparent form of metrosexuality. Metrosexual A men are physically "metro." This includes but is not limited to: hair dying, matching/nice clothes, clean nails, and tanning.
The counterpart of Metrosexual A is Metrosexual B.
The counterpart of Metrosexual A is Metrosexual B.
Guy #1: Is that guy gay?
Guy #2: Who? That guy with the frosted faux-hawk?
Guy #1: Yeah.
Guy #2: Nah. He's just metrosexual A.
Guy #2: Who? That guy with the frosted faux-hawk?
Guy #1: Yeah.
Guy #2: Nah. He's just metrosexual A.
by Alex Harm October 24, 2007
Get the Metrosexual Amug. A man who is nearing middle-aged, moves out from his family into a small (but well decorated) apartment somewhere in the city, wears fancy clothing (esp. fancy scarves and leather shoes), hygiene + style suddenly becomes an issue, he goes to funky sushi bars for dinner and attends jazz concerts every friday night. A hint of gay is included.
Guy 1: Did you hear that John left Sarah and the kids and moved into a small flat in the South End?
Guy 2: Yeah, I saw him last week and he invited me to sushi and a jazz concert this friday.
Guy 1: Hmmm, I think he's gone metrosexual
Guy 2: Yeah, I saw him last week and he invited me to sushi and a jazz concert this friday.
Guy 1: Hmmm, I think he's gone metrosexual
by (v.j.o) March 27, 2008
Get the metrosexualmug. Heterosexual male with enough fashion sense to attempt to follow the trends, but not execute them with as much finesse as his homosexual counterparts--or start any of his own.
Friend 1: "Is Richard gay, or metro?"
Friend 2: "Oh, puh-leeze...metro, of course! He's carrying a Louis Vuitton Damier man bag, but using the Monogram wallet!"
Friend 2: "Oh, puh-leeze...metro, of course! He's carrying a Louis Vuitton Damier man bag, but using the Monogram wallet!"
by TJB August 28, 2005
Get the metrosexualmug. Straight man who spends three times as long in the bathroom primping and preening himself than his female counterpart.
Considered a clothing and shoe "horse". Enjoys spending insane amounts of money on "designer" anything. Loves Eddie Bauer, Banana Republic and Starbucks.
Devotes long hours to serious time at the gym sculpting his body. Knows all about fine wines and food. Very discriminating when it comes to his diet. Gestures a lot and seems to get along well in large groups of women. Often preyed upon by gay men at vacation spots.
Loves being pampered, enjoys manicures, pedicures and massages. Gets orthodontic work later in life or plastic surgery to try to further improve appearance.
Good dancer, enjoys playing golf.
Previously considered a "closet queer" by people for many years.
Considered a clothing and shoe "horse". Enjoys spending insane amounts of money on "designer" anything. Loves Eddie Bauer, Banana Republic and Starbucks.
Devotes long hours to serious time at the gym sculpting his body. Knows all about fine wines and food. Very discriminating when it comes to his diet. Gestures a lot and seems to get along well in large groups of women. Often preyed upon by gay men at vacation spots.
Loves being pampered, enjoys manicures, pedicures and massages. Gets orthodontic work later in life or plastic surgery to try to further improve appearance.
Good dancer, enjoys playing golf.
Previously considered a "closet queer" by people for many years.
by Wendora January 18, 2004
Get the Metrosexualmug. Alan: "Oh, we don't have to watch a movie, I've TiVo'd Glee!"
Charlie: "Terrific! I'm alone and miserable, and you want to torture me with hot chicks in cheerleading outfits."
Alan: "Singing hot chicks! It's Wang Chung week."
Charlie: "For God's sake, Alan. Why don't you just put on a pair of assless chaps and get it over with?"
Alan: "I'm not gay. I'm metrosexual."
Charlie: "That's just a gay man who can't get laid."
Charlie: "Terrific! I'm alone and miserable, and you want to torture me with hot chicks in cheerleading outfits."
Alan: "Singing hot chicks! It's Wang Chung week."
Charlie: "For God's sake, Alan. Why don't you just put on a pair of assless chaps and get it over with?"
Alan: "I'm not gay. I'm metrosexual."
Charlie: "That's just a gay man who can't get laid."
by Wonderfully Randomful December 5, 2014
Get the Metrosexualmug.