Memphis, TN

Memphis is a ghetto, 93% black part of Tennessee, that has the highest crime rate in the nation. More homocides, rapes, theft, & kidnappings happen in areas such as the Mall of Memphis, & Orange Mound than anywhere else in the United States. Memphis is the city where "Crunk" was first used. It is the most populated city in Tennessee, & the only one that votes democrat. There are many attractions to visit such as Mud Island, Graceland, Beale Street, The Memphis Zoo, the Memphis in May Festival, & the National Civil Rights Museum, but it is recommended you bring mace, because you are likely to get shot by a Blood, Vice Lord, or Crip member, because all three operate their southern gang heaquarters in Memphis.

Memphis is a shithole.

by Steven March 9, 2005

Memphis, Tn

1) Home of the Blues
2) Birth place of Rock & Roll
3) Largest city in Tennessee
4) Southeastern most city in Tennessee
5) Most dangerous city in Tennessee
6) Most racially diverse city in Tennesse
7) Home to Fed Ex
8) Home to the Grizz
9) Home to the Red Birds
10) Home to the Tigers
11) Home to St. Jude
12) Home to Dyer's
13) Home to one of the nation's best zoos
14) a civil rights epicenter
15) the jewel of the south

I am proud to be a citizen of Memphis, Tn.

by Cave'n December 26, 2012

Memphis Mop Head

While strategically whipping a girl around your bed into different positions, you use her long, flowing hair to soak up other previous cum stains so you can delay washing your sheets for an extended period of time.

Tony: "What happened last night? Pepper came out with her hair looking all stiff as if she was in There's Something About Mary."

Bill: "Ya, after the first round I realized I needed to clean that up or I was gonna have to wash my sheets the next day, so I just gave her the Memphis Mop Head and I should be good for like another week with these sheets."

by Arthur Drood February 6, 2013

Memphis & 53rd

The mystical place where you may be lucky enough to meet Minus The Bear; if you're lucky.

We sat on the corner of Memphis & 53rd
As they filled the tank, we had a drink
She whispered, Lets get moving.

by shizzy1427 June 26, 2009

Memphisonian

Someone from Memphis TN.

I'm a native Memphisonian, born and raised in Memphis Tennessee.

by SilentDuck January 20, 2018

MEMPHISMANE

THE GOD OF GODS

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT MEMPHISMANE HIS BEATS MADE ME CUM

by JOEONABOAT March 19, 2021

Mephistoed

When Marvel makes you think the Multiverse is happening or to think some new characters will be added to the MCU.

(Word credit from @myeu_muh and @lokiisnake on Instagram)

"We better not get mephistoed."
"We'll get mephistoed again, just like in WandaVision."

by lokiisnake July 5, 2021