by the wet randall September 8, 2009
Get the blatchford meltdownmug. A period in time that arises at any given full time whistle in league one in which Sunderland AFC have once failed to be anything other than overrated delusional bottlejobs
Look out lads, whistle just blown for full time and Sunderland have blown it again, it’s mackem meltdown time where no doubt it will be because Peterborough have a loan keeper
by Mr4691 April 17, 2021
Get the Mackem Meltdownmug. She was making a fried egg sandwich and discovered they were small eggs, the ham want wrapped properly and the bread included seeds, which she didn't like. What followed was a self meltdown of epic proportions.
by Brewton September 24, 2022
Get the Self meltdownmug. The public mental meltdown of a large segment of the Republican base as the realization that their candidate is about to lose the United States presidential election causes confusion, frustration, and rage. Observable as an avalanche of threats of violence, individuals desperately clinging to debunked bullshit, posting unproductive offensive posts, fleeting fantasies of punishing friends and family that pushed back on their shit, etal.
Occurs as this large segment of the Republican base gets angry at the fact much of their views are not shared by a majority of the voting population of the US and having their presidential candidate jerking off the Republican base all election doesn't win you the US presidential election base. If only more of their friends and family had realized the real truth as they themselves learned from some guy mouthing off at the bar about shit he doesn't understand, random easily disprovable Facebook shitposts, and from the only news sites not part of the vast conspiracy which of course are right-wing conspiracy sites.
Invokes a combination of horror and schadenfreude in observers where the observer can't decide if they should be ashamed by their friends or family or stock up on popcorn and at least try to get some entertainment out of the shitstorm. That and pray it doesn't progress to some form of real life white nationalist terrorism.
Occurs as this large segment of the Republican base gets angry at the fact much of their views are not shared by a majority of the voting population of the US and having their presidential candidate jerking off the Republican base all election doesn't win you the US presidential election base. If only more of their friends and family had realized the real truth as they themselves learned from some guy mouthing off at the bar about shit he doesn't understand, random easily disprovable Facebook shitposts, and from the only news sites not part of the vast conspiracy which of course are right-wing conspiracy sites.
Invokes a combination of horror and schadenfreude in observers where the observer can't decide if they should be ashamed by their friends or family or stock up on popcorn and at least try to get some entertainment out of the shitstorm. That and pray it doesn't progress to some form of real life white nationalist terrorism.
by SnarkBasedReality October 21, 2016
Get the The Meltdownmug. A metaphor to describe a woman having a fit or episode of absolute madness, irrationality or insanity
by squashhole September 19, 2016
Get the Vagina meltdownmug. Something somebody says happened to somebody when they don't really have anything, they're just full of shit.
The girl said he had a meltdown even though he had been off drugs for years and was happy to be home and doing good, mostly to defer suspicion from her own state of mental health, to keep anyone from questioning it.
by The Original Agahnim November 13, 2021
Get the meltdownmug. Having sex after eating food that destroys your stomach, leading to an uncontrollable mid-sex bung evacuation.
Me and a friend of mine decided to do a "Chernobyl Meltdown" together. Let's say that required more cleaning than we thought.
by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025
Get the Chernobyl Meltdownmug.