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Mackem Meltdown

A period in time that arises at any given full time whistle in league one in which Sunderland AFC have once failed to be anything other than overrated delusional bottlejobs
Look out lads, whistle just blown for full time and Sunderland have blown it again, it’s mackem meltdown time where no doubt it will be because Peterborough have a loan keeper
by Mr4691 April 17, 2021
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Self meltdown

A freak out done all alone, by yourself. No one need be near, because this is all you.
She was making a fried egg sandwich and discovered they were small eggs, the ham want wrapped properly and the bread included seeds, which she didn't like. What followed was a self meltdown of epic proportions.
by Brewton September 24, 2022
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Marini Meltdown

The act of losing one’s shit. To have a complete meltdown and lose one’s cool.
Dan missed a 4 foot putt on 18 and had a full on Marini Meltdown.
by Jewwy January 16, 2024
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Arkansas Meltdown

Similar to a Shibuya Meltdown, the Arkansas Meltdown consists of a person lathering their home walls with red wine. This situation only happens after consuming a hefty amount of red wine from a box.
Yo Chase, how do you feel after that Arkansas Meltdown last night?
by ThatsOK01 August 4, 2024
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Arkansas Meltdown

Similar to a Shibuya Meltdown, the Arkansas Meltdown consists of a person drinking a hefty amount of boxed red wine and throwing up all over the floors and walls of their house. This would create the affect of “painting” the walls red.
Oliver - “yo Chase, how do you feel after that Arkansas Meltdown last night?”
Chase - “I’m never drinking red wine again”
by ThatsOK01 August 4, 2024
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Splootastic Meltdown

When someone writes paragraphs of content thinking they are writing a book putting a weird performance as if they were in a TV drama making them seem as cringe as possible while at the same time trying to be taken seriously.
Josh T Wildcard: It's just astounding how much you and anyone who knows what you do do not deserve an apology of any kind. The fact that I did anyway... I can't even believe I did that. What was I even apologizing for? Arguing with honest to God trolls in a freaking discord server, when what - I should have blocked them instead? I felt like I had to apologize... for THAT?

And then the fact that it caused some of the worst vehemence I've seen from people, just WOW. Absolutely disgusting. Despicable, Deplorable, on and on. There aren't even words for people like that. And a whole group of them. Unreal. What a toxic waste dump.

Guy: What in the autism did I just read up there?

Guy 2: Oh him? Yeah he tends to do that, write up paragraphs like if he's writing a book while putting on a cringe performance thinking he's in a drama or whatever. He's having his usual Splootastic Meltdown.
by inexcelsisf April 12, 2025
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Chernobyl Meltdown

Having sex after eating food that destroys your stomach, leading to an uncontrollable mid-sex bung evacuation.
Me and a friend of mine decided to do a "Chernobyl Meltdown" together. Let's say that required more cleaning than we thought.
by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025
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