McDonalds

Ronald McDonald feeds you his delicious snacks then within half an hour The Ham Burgaler burgles the shit out of your ass.
Person 1: I just had a McDonalds!

Person 2: Drop your pants, the burgalers at the door.
by Ronald McDonald Original April 21, 2011
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McDonalds

A fast food business, McDonalds is usually criticized and scrutinized by its customers that often rue their choice to eat there.

People often associate McDonalds with unhealthy, fat, bad, and more, yet they usually choose it as a good location for a regular meal, a birthday party and more every-day festivites, formal and casual.

People, who are of a empty stomach fail to resist to the simple 'delicacies' that this business provides, and they constantly complain about it but fail to confess their faults. I, myself naturally dislike McDonalds food, and while I say naturally, I mean I do not actually have any need of holding or controlling myself, as I aim animosity towards the food, a privilege of some kind, I hope you will agree. In my lifetime of eleven years, I have only went to McDonalds twice, and about those encounters I will not go into detail, although I will state that I was generally appalled by its cheap services. People gain 'fat' by eating fast food, a popular belief that shows itself correct and just, McDonalds is a clear example of this nimble, but not new belief, as many people that go there have to deal with the 'consequences of their actions' as they gain a few unhealthy pounds.
Jane: I guess I will be spending my afternoon meal at McDonalds.

Joe: *frowns and complains about the restaurant, criticizing it and insulting, inflicting a assault on it.

However, Joe now suffers from an empty stomach, and eventually agrees with Mary and gives her his consent, and they both spend the afternoon eating hamburgers and chewing on fries, drinking juice and eventually sweetening their tooth by savoring some sundaes.
by Tool of Clarity March 24, 2012
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1) A giant toilet which is apparently disguised as a restaurant, and when they get customers, they package turds as food and sell it to people.

2) Cheap quality, bad tasting fast food.

3) The "restaurant" that is trying to invade the earth, and have other restaurants closed down for good.
Person: I just went to McDonalds! Their food was TERRIBLE!
by tornadofan122 September 03, 2013
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It refers to a person having an extremely overly obese buttock, most likely developed from excessive ingestion of fast foods, such as McDonalds.
Mike: "Man look at that hot booty chick!"
Sam: "Dude that mcdonalds is disturbingly disguisting!!"
by M3rcy October 26, 2011
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A public toilet with attached restaurant facilities. The high standards of quality and cleanliness seen in the toilets do not apply to the food, however.
"I'll shit myself if I don't find a toilet soon..."
"Use the McDonalds, that's what it's there for."
by Skin January 17, 2005
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The best place to learn Espanol, eat horse meat, get rich, and walk out 20 pounds heavier.
Today I went to McDonalds and learned Spanish, I tasted horse, I am planning to get rich and I walked out 20 pounds heavier!
by Anonymous October 28, 2003
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the reason that america is 2 3rds overweight, and is to blame for our fat, uneducated fatties steroetype the world has given us
mcdonalds is ruining this country. im gonna marry a mexican, cuz at least they can cook and know when to exercise.
by the rekad playa December 06, 2004
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