Ronald McDonald feeds you his delicious snacks then within half an hour The Ham Burgaler burgles the shit out of your ass.
by Ronald McDonald Original May 12, 2011
Get the McDonaldsmug. (1) Where you go to order one black coffee
(2) where you go to get the food you didn't ask for
(3) where you go to get diabetes
(4) where you ask your mom to take you after school but then she says no because you have food at home
(5) They have quarter pounders. They will put pounds on you.
(6) Where you can never get ice cream/Where the ice cream machine is always broken
(7) The place that gave you a stupid mc chicken sandwich on limpy-ass bread that's too depressed to be considered food when you just wanted some chicken nuggets because you haven't eaten all day and you just want your GODDAMN CHICKEN NUGGETS.
(8) Where the happy meal box will haunt your nightmares for the rest of your life.
(9) Where you buy a happy meal just for the toy but then lose it 10 minutes later and your hearts not ready for this kind of grief because demented Pikachu was part of the family.
(2) where you go to get the food you didn't ask for
(3) where you go to get diabetes
(4) where you ask your mom to take you after school but then she says no because you have food at home
(5) They have quarter pounders. They will put pounds on you.
(6) Where you can never get ice cream/Where the ice cream machine is always broken
(7) The place that gave you a stupid mc chicken sandwich on limpy-ass bread that's too depressed to be considered food when you just wanted some chicken nuggets because you haven't eaten all day and you just want your GODDAMN CHICKEN NUGGETS.
(8) Where the happy meal box will haunt your nightmares for the rest of your life.
(9) Where you buy a happy meal just for the toy but then lose it 10 minutes later and your hearts not ready for this kind of grief because demented Pikachu was part of the family.
Ronald McDonald: "Im lovin it"
Me: "I'm gonna kick the McShit out of you if I don't get my chicken nuggets"
Customer: "do you have any napkins"
Mcdonalds Employee: "No"
Customer: "Sorry I mean McNapkins"
Mcdonalds Employee: "OH! of course!"
Me: "I'm gonna kick the McShit out of you if I don't get my chicken nuggets"
Customer: "do you have any napkins"
Mcdonalds Employee: "No"
Customer: "Sorry I mean McNapkins"
Mcdonalds Employee: "OH! of course!"
by McHangry March 6, 2020
Get the McDonaldsmug. Overpriced piles of sloppy trash that you for some reason can't stop eating even though it tastes like trash. The fries are food though.
by Anti.Social.Club6 June 20, 2019
Get the McDonaldsmug. 1) A place that kills people because they eat to much of it. Usually associated with death, fatness, and unhealthiness.
2) A place that people eat to die.
2) A place that people eat to die.
by Torcher February 2, 2015
Get the McDonaldsmug. A public toilet with attached restaurant facilities. The high standards of quality and cleanliness seen in the toilets do not apply to the food, however.
"I'll shit myself if I don't find a toilet soon..."
"Use the McDonalds, that's what it's there for."
"Use the McDonalds, that's what it's there for."
by Skin January 17, 2005
Get the McDonaldsmug. Today I went to McDonalds and learned Spanish, I tasted horse, I am planning to get rich and I walked out 20 pounds heavier!
by Anonymous October 28, 2003
Get the McDonaldsmug. the reason that america is 2 3rds overweight, and is to blame for our fat, uneducated fatties steroetype the world has given us
mcdonalds is ruining this country. im gonna marry a mexican, cuz at least they can cook and know when to exercise.
by the rekad playa December 6, 2004
Get the McDonaldsmug.