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matt on matt

When Matt finds Matt sexual (AKA Matt the animated character)
Damn Matt on Matt action is great!
by Ariana Riverlyn October 9, 2017
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The Matt Kiser Method

A method of betting in Las Vegas, wherein the better visually ascertains what bet Mr.Kiser is making, and then makes the exact opposite bet...almost assuring a positive outcome for the better. This has been historically specific to the table game Roulette, though the method has been used with success in many other casino table games, as well as slot machine play.

In layman’s terms, whatever he does...you do the opposite.
Kiser : “I’m gonna put $1,000 on Black! I got a system”
Everyone in earshot: “Hey Matty just put $1,000 on black...I’ll put $1,000 on red!

Someone’s fried: “Why?”
Everyone: “ It’s the Matt Kiser Method ”
Casino: “14 Red.”
Kiser: “Aw shit!”
Everyone else: “Yay!”

Kiser: Even
You: Odd

Kiser: 1-18
You: 19-36

Kiser: Hit, I got a system
You: Stay
by MaxyPants69 September 11, 2020
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Matt Jones Moderator of Losers Club

A person that is accused of, but is 100% not a furry I assure you he isn't. Guys I'm not a furry why do you keep bullying me I don't understand IM NOT A FUCKING FURRY GOD DAMNIT STOP
"Matt Jones Moderator of Losers Club is a furry."
"Matt Jones Moderator of Losers Club is definitely not a furry. DNA test came back and showed he is 100% not a furry."
by I'm not a furry guys May 17, 2019
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Matt op de map

Used when you simply outplay your opponent. Doesnt limit itself to only video games, it can be used in other forms of accomplishment.

''Refers to the character matt in the popular video game: wii sport''
Dude did you see what i just did bro, Matt op de map man!
by TheJokerNyc October 30, 2020
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matt chatting on my dog

mason is a gay dude and he loves shaylee
mason is a supid biach daday matt chatting on my dog
by The real Mitchell Krueger November 3, 2020
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mundane matt

A soy-filled bitch who records himself reading clickbait articles on Youtube like his viewers are all illiterate retards. Signs of being Mundane Matt include being a fat faggot with no chin and facial hair resembling a pug's ass, being too much of a massive fucking pussy to give an opinion on anything, collecting boulders with your wife's kid, and trying to deplatform anybody who makes fun of your miserable existence.

Good luck taking this definition down, Matt.
NOW WAIT A MINUTE! MATT, NO! MATT, NOOOO!!! - Ralph on Mundane Matt
by Mister Medicare August 20, 2018
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matt from wii sports

The ultimate being, will riggity reck anything that opposes it
Matt from wii sports: fuck you
shrek:dies
by PGPFPGPGPGPG February 26, 2019
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