Budding religion being promoted on the internet. Based around the movie The Matrix. Practicioners believe that we are all prisoners in living in a cell that we cannot see or smell or touch. The key to open the door to perception is often thought to be LSD or psilocybin mushrooms. Along with some other laws Matrixism allows for polygamy and same-sex marriage while outlawing pornography and professional sports.
There are several interesting parallels between the Matrix movies and the New Testament:
-In both cases, they start off with a somewhat reluctant Messiah figure who somehow transcends mortality before whizzing off into space (end of the first Matrix movie, Jesus' bodily assumption into heaven).
-Said Messiah figure says many interesting things, such as "Blessed are the meek" (New Testament), or "There is no spoon" (The Matrix).
There are several interesting parallels between the Matrix movies and the New Testament:
-In both cases, they start off with a somewhat reluctant Messiah figure who somehow transcends mortality before whizzing off into space (end of the first Matrix movie, Jesus' bodily assumption into heaven).
-Said Messiah figure says many interesting things, such as "Blessed are the meek" (New Testament), or "There is no spoon" (The Matrix).
Given the success of New Testament Christianity, Matrixism may well have what it takes to be a contender on the world's religious stage.
by CarolLinX February 03, 2006
The matricular practitioning of utilizatory methods of vocalization such that phrases undergo the process of intermediary gerundifiers. Also practiced by the Scottish Highlanders of Boston College.
by Brad & Scot May 08, 2005
When the cumshot is just about to hit you in the face, you swiftly avoid it by quick movement of the head. The spluge of seed will narrowly miss your face and will whirl by so fast and so close that it'll leave a breeze.
"I matrixed Josh's shot so I didn't have to break out the Kleenex."
"Matrixing isn't easy if you're stoned".
"Matrixing isn't easy if you're stoned".
by BigRick2008 May 23, 2017
by Mr. Andersson. November 15, 2003
1. A hugely overrated film, with two sequels that even the die-hards couldn't love - even if they did when they watched the trailer.
2. The only computer game less interactive than Myst.
3. Proof positive people want to add non-meanings and subtext to whatever film they like in order to sound intelligent, despite watching an exceedingly dumb film 20,000 times.
2. The only computer game less interactive than Myst.
3. Proof positive people want to add non-meanings and subtext to whatever film they like in order to sound intelligent, despite watching an exceedingly dumb film 20,000 times.
by OD Smith February 16, 2005
to all those who don't understand what the matrix was about, why don't you check out www.davidicke.com , now THAT will really blow your mind
by spellbreaker August 29, 2003
"what is the matrix?"
"I will not tell you." - morpheus
"can i have a hot dog"
"No." - morpheus
"u suck"
"I will not tell you." - morpheus
"can i have a hot dog"
"No." - morpheus
"u suck"
by J.Lew July 03, 2003