maroon 5

A band of the rock/indie/adult alternative/funk genre. Fronted by Adam Levine. Some of their best hits include 'This Love' and 'Sunday Morning'. Previously known as Karas Flowers.

Person 1: Have you heard Adam Levine's band recently?
Person 2: Yeah, Maroon 5 kick ass!

by Izzikins June 12, 2005

maroon 5

terrible band recording terrible music with terrible music videos with greasy grandmas and the lead singer boning some wriggly chick.

man, maroon 5 sucks dude
yes, yes they do

by hawkdude56 February 2, 2005

maroon 5

A shockingly poor attempt at anything other than repetitive, unimaginative, bland noise. It can only appealing to that unfortunate bunch of O.C. and Dawson's Creek loving sub-humans.
Busted-esque is a compliment!
How Hollywood has ruined a generation!

Person 1: "Aren't Maroon 5 shit?"
Person 2: "Yes, good call."

by Spoon December 8, 2004

moronosphere

The brainchild and long-time web home of that lusty, kilt-wearing, hard drinking, sushi-sucking anti-hero, Karl Elvis.

Karl Elvis invented and was using the term "moronosphere" back before your balls even knew they could drop, son.

by strapless1 August 11, 2008

Maroon 5

The band that Lance Bass and George Micheal have erotic fantasies to. Words cannot describe how terrible this group is. They call themselves Funk, but sound more like downs-syndromed Reggae laced with mainstream Pop. Their fanbase consists of poor, helpless junior high school girls who don't have souls.

Maroon 5 make the Beach Boys look badass.

by Themanthatyoufear October 21, 2011

maronate

To sit at home like a shut in while becoming increasingly more and more paranoid that everyone is out someplace talking about you or plotting your demise. Literally drive yourself crazy with self induced delusional worry.

*probably while obtaining an ellipsis tattoo.*

Hey did you invite so-and-so to come with us?

Yeah but she would rather stay home and maronate all night.

by Sssss_mmmmmmmm February 22, 2014

san marino

A city on Los Angeles county in Southern California. It is located east of Los Angeles in the San Gabriel Valley. It covers 3.8 square miles and has a population of around 13,000 people.

WTF are we gonna do in San Marino tonight?

by Nelson B August 8, 2005