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Marlon

He‘s a really weird guy. He has blond hair and he has no drip. At least he‘s good at Fifa. In Switzerland we call him „Nuttäsohn“ and „Habasch“
Hey Marlon, you son of a bitch.
by Flopro69 November 23, 2021
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marlonism

a mix of bhuddism, islamic vocabulary and going with the natural flow
and to be as free as you can be without changes
wearing glasses is haram and goes against marlonism because your eyesight naturally decreases for a reason and glasses are unorganic and goes against the flow of health.
by grocery_goated December 9, 2025
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Marlonism

This is a set of beliefs made by a very wise and smart person who goes by the name of "Marlon". He created the belief that being Naked is the way. This is because being naked is the natural way your body was meant to be shown: penis, vagina, breasts, hair, and all. Clothes are for the weak and scared, while Naked is for the strong and smart. Feel the cold. Feel the heat. Feel the wind. Feel the earth. Why do we change what nature intended? "Naked is the way, Naked is the powerful, Naked is the intelligent, Naked is the free, Naked is the truth, all should be naked and embrace the intended life nature made for us" - Marlon

PRAISE THE SUN THAT LANDS UPON YOUR SKIN, GIVING WARMTH AND LIGHT, AND THE WIND THAT FLOWS THROUGH THE HAIRS. DO NOT HATE THE DARKNESS, INSTEAD EMBRACE IT AS NATURE CREATED EVERYTHING FOR A REASON.
Yo you tryna embrace Marlonism later today brah. Clothes are for the lowlifes.
by The Follower of Nature December 9, 2025
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Marlon

Nemo's dad, misspelled by a Tumblr user by the name of "neongreenpissstream" which angered this now defunct account, and made him lash at the account that used this term, captioned-vines, which captioned the vine in which Dory says "I put a whole lot of jelly beans up my ass."
"NEMO'S DAD? YOU MEAN FUCKING MARLON?!?!"
by Hardstuck Internet April 26, 2019
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Marlon

Completely annoying. Extremely cringy doesn't know when to stop. He is not really focused.
Marlon!!!
by Director 15 January 20, 2018
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Marlon is the name of a moron, who's probably from Italy. He'll be rich cause his dad's in the movie making business and thinks that any form of normal transportation is "inefficient".
Extra: Tell me about this Marlon character.
Me: He's a fat turd.
by Punjabi Peanut February 19, 2024
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A person called Marlon is most likely gonna try to crush your balls between his huge fuggin big ass hands. When he doesn’t try to rip your testicles out of your body, he will smash your shoulder into pieces of shattered bones and he will most likely make sure that there’ll only be a bloody paste left behind. When he doesn’t do that either, he will try to shatter your kneecaps or he will try to insert his hand forcefully into your rectum. And lastly, when he doesn’t try to enter your body forcefully in any way, he will instead bite you. He often likes to try kissing other men and he’s always fucking dogs in his backyard. In other words, a Marlon is a person who’ll make sure you lose your virginity to him, before you are able to lose it to a girl.
Grrrr UwU sussy baka senpai - Marlon, 2023
by Noah's Cock February 22, 2023
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