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Marko's toilet leg syndrome 

When your legs go numb from sitting on the toilet for too long.
After spending 2 hours scrolling Instagram In the bathroom I developed a case of Marko's toilet leg syndrome (MTLS).

marko jaric'd 

someone who gets a girl way out of his league.
Vuk totally marko jaric'd his girlfriend. she is way out of his league
marko jaric'd by johnnyhman April 1, 2009

Marko Pajic

Marko is the type of guy you would see in a shitty Netflix original movie and forget about; he would not be the main character, but instead, he would be the musty guy who sat next to the main character and asked for a G2 Pen. Marko pretends to be the nicest guy he knows and wonders why everyone does not constantly remind him (and themselves) of just how nice of a guy he is. On a typical day, you can catch Marko wearing some sort of tracksuit. And while his wind breakers and jackets are on 10, so is his breath..... Wait! Did I mention he was a nice guy?
Dude 1: yo have u heard about that dude Marko Pajic did from chemistry?
Dude 2: yeah! didn't he try and shoot up a college campus?
Dudette 1: yeah I heard about that too
Dude 1: yea that's him! always seemed off, that guy
Marko Pajic by jensen blum December 9, 2019

marko jack 

A tall handsome serbian alpha and the beast in bed. Would cuddle with you even if you are a minor
Oh Marko please jack me (marko jack)
marko jack by kokili July 30, 2023

Marko Vanhanen 

Marko Vanhanen sniffs his rose.
Marko Vanhanen by _OJHG April 26, 2021

Marko Bukovac 

Marko Bukovac is a young lad who lives in Savica, the second best neighborhood in Zagreb. (The first best neighborhood in Zagreb is Kruge). He regularly works out and is very into sports! You missed out if you didn't go to kindergarten with him.
Marko Bukovac gifted me some coffee mugs, he's the best.
Marko Bukovac by Lpucka September 7, 2022