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machead

pronounced MAK-hed

n. a slang term for a person who regularly uses and is somewhat obsessed with Apple computers; or Macs.
If you have one or more Apple computers in your home and use them regularly, you are probably a machead.
by Graham T C February 11, 2006
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Marcel

Marcel-a French name normaly used for men.
In this case my man!

Marcel is a sweet and kind person somebody whos there to love you till the end of time somebody who will hold u when your sad and sing to you wen your sleepy

Traits to suscrib this beautifull beast of a man are-
Sexy

Stroung

Careing
Sweet
Tall
Loving
Handsom
Adorable

Cute
Funny
Nice
Friendly
And smart

If you have a marcel in your life hold on to him tight because if hes anything like my marcel you'll never EVER wanna let him go-mobile titties
Mikaela-just saw marcel in the hall way he gave me a kiss and told me i look beautifull

Jackie-marcels a brilliant guy your ever so lucky

Jayson-yes marcels defanetly loves u mikaela
by Wolfinsunglasses September 6, 2013
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Manchester, NJ

The town directly west of Toms River, and basically exists in the larger town's shadow. Manchester is a lot like its neighboring town, but without a "downtown" section and with a lot more undeveloped woods. There are significantly fewer things to do in Manchester, so young people smoke a disproportionate amount of marijuana in comparison to neighboring towns. There are two wawa's within the Township and it is 9 miles away from Seaside heights, where the stoned Manchesterians spend a lot of their time. Manchester also houses over 10 different senior citizen developments and nursing homes.

Manchester is made of various different subsections:

Whiting is largely rural and full of somewhat white trash / redneck individuals. because of the amount of undeveloped woods trails, whiting is known for "woods parties". Kid's in whiting smoke blunts and prefer Honey dutch masters.

Pine Lake Park is known for its horrible polluted lake, where life guards are paid $9/hr to make sure nobody enters the water. PLP lifeguards are notorious for being intoxicated on weed and pain killers on duty. There used to be a public skatepark in PLP but it was torn down after numerous complaints of drug use and drug transactions. Kids in pine lake park smoke hand blown glass pieces.

Holly Oaks is known for their Rite Aid, and the sketchy stoner kids who live there. It is the most typical suburban neighborhood in Manchester. Kids in holly oaks all think theyre drug dealers.

Lakehurst is a seperate town that exists inside Manchester, and is known for the explosion of the hindenburg, its Naval Base, and the prevalence of inbreeding.

Summit Park and Richard Estates are neighborhoods where white people are afraid of getting shot upon entrance.
by jim p October 11, 2005
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Manchester, Georgia

Home of the Manchester Blue Devils, some of the worst public education in Georgia, and enough pot to las Cheech and Chong a lifetime. Since its founding in 1909, Manchester has been known for its crooked cops and high crimes. Manchester is the best place out there!
Guy1: Dude, where you from?
Guy2: Oh, Manchester, Georgia
Guy1: Sweet, I've been needin some dope. Gimme a nick.
by ThatsWhatSheSaid19911 September 23, 2010
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machete

A knife with a handle longer than most blades, and a thin, long, staight-edged blade. Used for hacking away at foliage in front of the weilder.
Hello, my name is Jason Vorhees, I wear a hockey mask, and I am a machete-killer addict
by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004
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sweaty machete

The act of having sex with an armpit is called a sweaty machete
That girl didn’t shave her pits do I gave her a sweaty machete
by Tex biggin March 28, 2020
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machelle

a kinda god standard in women kinda a myth a woman of perfection in mind body and soul, often used to describ say a woman in comparision
she was no machelle but her ass was damn close
by RebounD October 25, 2003
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