Marcel

A fat cunt who likes to eat smegma all day long. he eats the smegma and jacks off too femboy futa. he goons all day, and after gooning he eats his smegma.
My friend ate his own smegma so i called him a Marcel
by Sigmathoswwhoknow April 21, 2025
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Marcel

Marcel is the type of guy who's a complete silly goose. He's never had candy, he takes Spanish, and he's really annoying (just kidding luv you bro). He is really just a dark-haired version of 2012 Justin Bieber and he's pretty cool. Yellow is life and he is a firm believer that 9+10=21. He is a secret unearthly being in a skinny 11 year-olds body.
Wow, you make me feel like the luckiest Marcel in the world!
Oh my gosh, you're making me feel like a Marcel!
by hotcheetofox01 June 01, 2022
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marcel

Marcels have usually big heads with a weird nose.
Kevin: Kuck mal sein Kopf !
Marcel: *weird looking*
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Marcel

Pronounced:
Mhar-Cell
A dapper black man. Usually dresses better than a majority of the idiots around him. Unfortunately he likes to instigate situations because of his daddy issues. When it comes to work, he will be great at what he does but his quality ends up getting him in trouble, often times terminated. Don't confuse a Marcel to be intimidating, he is usually as soft as a pillow and most times sounds like a kitten begging for milk. Marcel will snitch on you in a heartbeat to save what little chin hairs are left.
You: Dude I can't believe my girl found out about last week!
Me: You just got Marcel'd.
You: Bruh... I can't see him doing that!
Me: That's Marcel for ya.
by Mad Ex Girlfriend May 15, 2018
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Marcelle

She’s such a Marcelle
by Miagi69 November 24, 2021
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Marcel

he will make u laugh ur fucking ass off, but at the cost of him getting sent to the principals office
marcel: "All my kids, uncles and parents call me daddy".
Kid:" ohhh yes daddy!!"

Marcel" y are u gay???"
Kid:" I'am not...
by susy daddy February 25, 2022
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Captain Marcel

A woman on a rescue mission for her sister that's down to the mountain. She requires back up. Let everyone know she went down to the mountain.
Hello this is Captain Marcel, My Sister went down, down to the mountain. I gotta save my sister.
by Shady256969 February 12, 2022
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