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Marcel

Just a nice and generally cool dude who will never ask a girl out due to deep trauma concerning his past.
Javi: Dude did you hear about Marcel?!
Hector: What did he actually ask out a girl?
Javi: No of course not, he won the lottery!
by bidjav123 January 2, 2022
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Marcel

Pronounced:
Mhar-Cell
A dapper black man. Usually dresses better than a majority of the idiots around him. Unfortunately he likes to instigate situations because of his daddy issues. When it comes to work, he will be great at what he does but his quality ends up getting him in trouble, often times terminated. Don't confuse a Marcel to be intimidating, he is usually as soft as a pillow and most times sounds like a kitten begging for milk. Marcel will snitch on you in a heartbeat to save what little chin hairs are left.
You: Dude I can't believe my girl found out about last week!
Me: You just got Marcel'd.
You: Bruh... I can't see him doing that!
Me: That's Marcel for ya.
by Mad Ex Girlfriend May 15, 2018
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Marcel

A fat cunt who likes to eat smegma all day long. he eats the smegma and jacks off too femboy futa. he goons all day, and after gooning he eats his smegma.
My friend ate his own smegma so i called him a Marcel
by Sigmathoswwhoknow April 21, 2025
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Marcelling

Simply, the dominating ability of making any couch awesome. Like climbing Everest, this skill should be the ultimate goal that you set for yourself; one that has many obstacles in the way of achieving, however, once achieved the reward is great. Should you be so lucky to see a BAMF performing this feat, consider yourself lucky.
Give that guy a cookie, because he just started marcelling.
by Frigidtoe December 25, 2017
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Marcel Bras

A Marcel Bras pretty much will kill you or/and anything in his path, so he is pretty much a homicidal maniac.

History:
A Marcel Bras is an extremely effective killer and should be feared, he was born and bred in Poland and was taught the ways of the polaks until he reached the age of 12.

It is unknown of his kill amounts, however, it is most certainly in the thousands, no one has escaped hm.
Guy: "get out of my way"
Marcel Bras: *uses his mystic teachings*
guy: *dies*
by GeneralThatGuy April 24, 2019
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marcel

Marcels do not have a last name. They are simply called Marcel. That's what makes them special and mysterious.
They are good magicians though.
written and published by Marcel.

All rights reserved by Marcel.

If you have any questions, just contact Marcel.
by flackerflav November 22, 2021
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Marcel

that one guy i’ll always try to look for in the midst of the crowd.
i love marcel.
by secret g September 11, 2023
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