Malakai

Malakai is a little piss boy. He enjoys people peeing in his butt and wants someone to destroy him. He really wants to die, and gets called piss boy at school and online. Malakai is a cute boy who just wants to be tiktok famous and to be loved.

Malakai is a piss baby

by Jesusthrasher666 October 4, 2019

Malaak

Malaak is a browning banana peel also know as a person slowly dying away from humanity and then still thinking that they are relevant. BUT, she is very relatable and has a good dank meme board on Pinterest.

“Yo, yo, mano did you talk to Malaak today”

“Yea brah; today her memes were FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY”

“Yea, yea, man. Especially the one about that one man being irrelevant because he doesn’t dispense the sauce.”

by Maloch ness monster October 14, 2019

Malakai

Malakai is the cutest person in grade 7 , he usually would like Torri ,they would be the cutest couple ever

Malakai is athletic

by Katrina pearson June 6, 2018

Malaka

The sexiest girl to ever exist, down to earth and loving, her body is outrageously hot , personality is mature and outgoing, laughs a lot yet hides a lot

Wow, I wish I can date a Malaka.

by PoseidonTheGreat0055 June 20, 2021

Exo Malakai

Word used to define totally awesome stuff, such as: "That guy's totally Exo Malakai."

Exo Malakai Ninja

by Exo Malakai May 1, 2009

Sanjaya Malakar

The BEST singer from American Idol. He was voted off country week after singing Let's Give Them Something To Talk About. He is famous for him fauxhawk, or ponyhawk. Some think that American Idol producers kicked him off the show. Fans are called Fanjayas

girl- Did you see Sanjaya Malakar last night on American Idol?
girl's friend- Ya, he was so good!
girl- I know, I LOVE him!

by Alycen May 11, 2007

Malakai

A very tall boy who loves to be around his friends. He has great hair that people like Ellie love. Very protective over his friends and his family. Edgy sometimes

“Dude do you see Malakai over there?” “Yeah he’s so cool”

by Ivysucks01 May 6, 2020