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McDonald's Internet

Synonymous for a shitty internet connection. The term was coined by Irish gamer DaithiDeNogla on a Call Of Duty: Zombies match when fellow Irish gamer The Terroriser was having connection issues.
*two guys playing Counter Strike*
Man 1: Dude, why do you keep lagging?!
Man 2: It's my McDonald's Internet, it's making me lag.
by Iamthe1337teh1337er April 8, 2016
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Chardee Macdennis

A drinking game created by the gang in "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia". The rules are complex. Although it is called the game of games, its actually a war.

rules;
Asking questions is not allowed during while the clock is running; the offending team must drink for 5 seconds.
If player spills, his team chugs the opposing teams drinks.
Cheating is ok but there are penalties if caught. If a player is caught cheating while both teams are at the same level the opposing team advances one level. If they are at different levels and the lower level team cheats, they must drink. If the team at the higher level is caught the opposing team advances to the same level.
level one starts, a fifteen minute timer begins, only stops in time stoppages
Preround - Sip wine in a British accent after all wine glasses must be finished and smashed to the floor, the teams may then put on war dances to intimidate.
Level 1 (Mind): Trivia, Puzzles, and Artistry
At this stage only wine is served.
To advance a team must earn three cards
Level 2 (Body): Physical Challenge, Pain, and Endurance
At this stage only beer is served.
To advance a team must earn 2 cards
There is no cursing allowed, offending team must chug beer for 5 seconds while other team counts.
Level 3 (Soul): Emotional Battery and Public Humiliation
At this stage only hard liquor is served.
To win the team must earn three cards
YOU-"Dude, wanna get fucked up through an epic game which tests you mentally, physically and spiritually? Let's play Chardee Macdennis!"

FRIEND-"No, man, last time we played the game of games I went to the hospital for alcohol poisoning, a dart in my palm and a broken femur."
by AlwaySunnyinPhilly October 30, 2011
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Pulling a Colin McDonald

"Pulling a Colin McDonald" consists of an individual proposing the idea of not completing his or her homework on time yet asking the teacher for an extension with the assumption that full credit will be given.
"He's doing Chapter 15, wasn't that due last year?"

"Yeah, he's pulling a Colin Mcdonald; and you know what, I bet he'll get full credit"
by asdfghjlqwertiwndhnjndknvcxknl February 12, 2013
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McDonalds

You're too skinny. You better start eating at McDonalds.
by Frogbutt November 30, 2004
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mcdonalds cheesy fries

🧀🍟 BadBoyHalo cheesy fries reference
McDonald's Cheesy Bacon Fries feature the chain's signature French Fries, topped with cheddar cheese sauce and applewood-smoked bacon bits. The cheese sauce delivered a robust, creamy cheddar flavour that tended to overwhelm the distinctive flavor of McDonald's Fries. Texture-wise, it has a smooth creamy consistency.
by PingSpoofMeDaddy June 25, 2020
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rockspring mcdonalds

Where cool kids (read: losers with no lives) hang out every day. And by "every day", I mean they get off the bus and go straight to McDonalds and proceed to stay there for hours at a time. Said "cool kids" are unable to get a job at McDonalds, because they're idiots. They also occasionally get boyfriends there. There is the occasional lesbian there at work, and a herd of glaring old people. Note: Do not talk to the lady that cleans the tables!
Girl 1: Hey, do you want to go the Rockspring McDonalds to pick up guys?
Girl 2: That's where I got my last five boyfriends! Sure!
by League of The Old People December 9, 2008
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McDonald's fart

When you can't distinguish a scent from a fart or stale McDonald's, the mystery smell is referred to as a McDonald's fart.
The elevator in the Hallowell Building smells like a McDonald's fart.
by A-roo February 5, 2007
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