A dirty MacGyver is a man or woman who use everyday random house hold things and or knick knacks to masturbate with. Though a "dirty MacGyver" is not your every day run of the mill Tom or sally, while poor Tom or sally are stuck to the daily chore of Dick in the vacuum or or a cool cucumber in the vagina your "dirty MacGyver" is coming to the rescue with some far more creative masterpieces of the masturbation. See examples below
Kat is such a dirty MacGyver hear this. She made a dildo with a piece of bed post a pair of thongs two possiblythree rubberbands and a condom
"Schmidty. You are a dirty magyver man you'll use any thing to make a pocket pussy ie. Rubber ball (deflated), rubber bands (several), wallered out dildos the list goes on exersize equipment in combination of a container of your choosing. That's what's up"
"Schmidty. You are a dirty magyver man you'll use any thing to make a pocket pussy ie. Rubber ball (deflated), rubber bands (several), wallered out dildos the list goes on exersize equipment in combination of a container of your choosing. That's what's up"
by Pussyliquer November 4, 2017
Get the Dirty Macgyvermug. The Disgusting Photo was found in Rule 34, so which contains where the character who is an orange mouse.
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by RataTat66 January 9, 2021
Get the Mister MacGyvermug. A clever guy named Ryan, AKA MacGyver who seems to always pull himself and those around him out of tight spots and fix things with very limited resources. Has your boat motor just died leaving you "stranded" in the middle of a large body of water? No problem! He'll fix it with a pair of pliers and a rusty nail he found in the bottom of the boat, because that's the ONLY "tools" on board!
by F'n MacGyver February 5, 2020
Get the MacGyvermug. The act of pulling a '69 Flamethrower' on any person that puts a thumbs down on the definition of the '69 flamethrower'. It involves a paper clip, a binder clip, a piece of gum, and left handed page spreader covered in 24 Karat gold.
Big Rhonda- What do you mean someone put a thumbs down on the '69 Flamethrower?!!?
Chocolate Chip Clam Dip- What do YOU mean someone put a thumbs down on the '69 Flamethrower'?!!?
Big Rhonda- I am going to pull a Macgyver on anyone that puts a thumbs down on the 69 flamethrower!
Chocolate Chip Clam Dip- Yeah it happened.
Big Rhonda- HUUHH?!!?
Chocolate Chip Clam Dip- What do YOU mean someone put a thumbs down on the '69 Flamethrower'?!!?
Big Rhonda- I am going to pull a Macgyver on anyone that puts a thumbs down on the 69 flamethrower!
Chocolate Chip Clam Dip- Yeah it happened.
Big Rhonda- HUUHH?!!?
by I am back May 15, 2010
Get the Macgyvermug. by Marko MacGyver September 26, 2023
Get the MacGyver Mafiamug. Inspired by Matt Damon's line in the movie The Martian where he has to "science to shit out of it" to survive. Technically and more accurately he MacGyvered the fuck out of it.
When you have fixed something without the right parts or equipment be proud to say "I macgyvered the fuck out of it!"
by Ozzi Yob January 10, 2017
Get the i macgyvered the fuck out of itmug. When one uses household objects, tools, and unconventional objects to get his girl off. i.e. milk i.e. hamper i.e. flyswatter i.e. WD-40 i.e butter i.e vegetables. The trick is they cannot be used solo and have to create unthinkable success of a home-run magnitude.
I heard Shanasty wailing in ecstasy and flapping like a cat in heat from her tent at the campout--Raul totally Macgyvered her with that Marshmallow encrusted road flare attached to a battery powered Winnie the Poo toothbrush shaft with Double D batteries...then he made the emergency reflective blanket into a make shift condom with an asparagus rubber band and it was fire-breathing GO TIME!
by Dirty JJJ March 28, 2011
Get the Macgyvered Hermug.