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Nasty, My Dog Wouldn't Eat That

usually spoken in a British accent, preferably essex, Nasty, my dog wouldn't eat that is an exclamation of disgust used when

1.the food served looks particularly unappetizing
2.some hypebeast comes to school thinking they look good but they really aren't
3. When you come in contact with (step in, touch by accident) a dirty substance such as mud.

When saying this phrase, it is key to blast in at the top of your lungs so everybody from New England to merry olde England can hear you.
Person 1: "Eww, are we having day old Mac & Cheese for lunch? Gross.
Person 2: (at maximum volume) "Nasty, My Dog Wouldn't Eat that!"
by Justinofsunnyskies January 16, 2020
mugGet the Nasty, My Dog Wouldn't Eat Thatmug.

my dog your cat

A light way of saying you want fuck a sensitive millennial girl without crossing her slut boundaries
Your tits are hot, omg I wanna play, my dog your cat.
by Birdboymotherfluffer June 15, 2022
mugGet the my dog your catmug.

My dog died

What a man says to the boys after having sexual intercourse with a woman
by BigPappyTayTay November 3, 2022
mugGet the My dog diedmug.

Take my dog to the groomers

-“Hey Sam will you take my dog to the groomers for me”
Hell yeah I’ll be over after work to take care of that”
by GettingLaid6969 March 7, 2019
mugGet the Take my dog to the groomersmug.

My Dog did it

It is a classic example of when you blame your dog on something. Anything really.
I didn't eat my homework, my dog did it
by Saltheslayer May 13, 2023
mugGet the My Dog did itmug.

Walkin' My Dog, Zero

A another way of saying...Im smoking Marijuana.
Im really high because I've been Walkin' My Dog, Zero all day!
by Dr.Sprow January 18, 2010
mugGet the Walkin' My Dog, Zeromug.

Flipping my dog

Putting on some revealing yoga pants, bikini, swimsuit or something similar which is SUPER TIGHT across the vaginal area, then going into some random Yoga pose on YouTube under the pretence of something "meaningful", "healthy" or "educational" and basically just showing the world your vagina through your inappropriate choice of clothing. The women doing it appear to not understand quite how or why this is SO INAPPROPRIATE and DISGUSTING, PORNOGRAPHIC FILTH.

You can tell the women who are a bit shy as they get their mates to do it with them so the viewer gets to see multiple flanges at the same time. Nice.

The best bit is the videos often have some random Indian dude watching (probably knocking one out at the same time) which is just super random and unnecessary but kinda makes youtube what it is today.

If you're done with watching pornhub and even the TS channel isn't floating your boat any more, try searching dog flipping for an interesting and somewhat random wank. You may even learn some yoga along the way.
Just type in "flipping my dog" on youtube and you'll understand.
by Large Weapon December 2, 2024
mugGet the Flipping my dogmug.

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