Not to butter my own toast

A phrase used before self praise in order to make oneself sound more modest
"Not to butter my own toast, but my fit is lookin mega fly today"
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Rather eat my own shit

Used to express that you really don’t want to do something.
Are you going to the football game? Hell no, I’d rather eat my own shit.
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Hoisted by my own re'tard

I do the same thing every week, expecting a different result. I'm continually hoisted by my own re'tard.
by bumchutney February 07, 2022
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pluck my own sparrows

If this lockdown lasts much longer I'll be forced to pluck my own sparrows
by hooblemeyer February 12, 2021
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up my own ass

Robert who passes GCSE'S but can't get it right in real life.

up my own ass is something Robert would say, and that's gay
by sirbennito July 23, 2021
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I'm in a gender of my own

There are only 2 genders, you can't be anything else. I don't care if you sexually identify as an Apache Helicopter it doesn't count.
"I don't fit in the two genders, I'm in a gender of my own"

"No you're not, you either have a dick or you have a pussy, there is no in between."
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a mask of my own face

hed wear that
neil cicierega: *messing around on amazon*
also neil *finds something called "a mask of my own face"*
still him: *realizes its literally his face*
what do you think: *buys it*
do i have to: a mask of my own face id wear that id wear that
by human i think February 04, 2023
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