My friend johnpaul

My dumbass freind who won't give me a ghast tear because he had to "work for it" even though he has like 40.

"Hey my friend johnpaul can I have a ghast tear?"
"No you have to work for it"
"Wdym I have to work for it it practically costs you nothing"
"Idc you will feel better about getting it"
"Don't be a dick johnpaul"

by Skeettheyeet April 27, 2021

my friend whendi

when your friend annoys you and you say, "have you heard of my friend whendi... whendid i ask.

"hey your fat noob"
"have you heard of my friend whendi"
"no"
"whendid i ask"

by big bhunda boy June 2, 2021

Jesus my friend

If you ever meet someone named Jesus your very lucky he is always there for you and he is always tryna play fight he is very strong loyal and when you in a bad situation he will help you so that’s what a great friend is.

Jesus my friend

by zDeagleX January 6, 2019

can I go to my friend's house...hehe

I'm gonna fuck or do dumb shit

can I go to my friend's house...hehe (I'm gonna fuck she is so hot ffffffffffuuuuuuuucccccccckkkkkkk).

by jhared 19 January 17, 2021

we do it my friend

It's when you do it, my friend

my friend, we do it my friend

by .leo. March 5, 2022

hop on My Friend Peppa Pig

Slang for a rough femboy pegging session that usually lasts 2-4 hours

Femboy Boyfriend: Hey, it’s time to hop on My Friend Peppa Pig
Me: LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

by Diegsmo’s father October 16, 2022

Stay Thirsty, My Friend

The closing line as stated by The Most Interesting Man In The World. He is the man that every other man wants to be, mostly because both sides of his pillow are cool.

Used as the final statement by the winner when two guys are trying to out-do each other.

First guy: "Dude, I made out with that hot chick."
Second guy: "Well, I got to third base with that cheerleader."
First guy: "A beauty queen gave me a hand job."
Second guy: "I banged a super model."
First guy: Stunned silence
Second guy: "Stay thirsty, my friend."

by m&jsandwich November 28, 2011