help, my dad left with the milk saying he had to take it out and get another bottle. I don't think he can read and read the dates the other way round... he can't read he is African. I- I can't FUCKING FIND MY DAD HELP U LITTLE SHIT
where is my dad with the milk? he won't fucking come back, last I saw him he was fucking mommy in the bathroom and I hear mommy scream his name from pleasure to agony to full on fucking devil... moodswings.. I think so. now my african dad left me. thanks for your time.
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1. Tom: "I slept with your wife last night."
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2. "I just saw Justine topless and, Oh my dad, were those breasts beautiful!"
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4. Oh my dad! I forgot to feed the kids for the last four days! Derp!
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2. "I just saw Justine topless and, Oh my dad, were those breasts beautiful!"
3. Jake just new deep in his guts that the moment was right. With lust in his mind and more in his pants he turned to Lily and, with a sultry look in his eye, simply said, "Oh....my dad.".
4. Oh my dad! I forgot to feed the kids for the last four days! Derp!
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