mono lacto strangulation

The act of opening a carton of milk from the wrong side, there by making a general fucked up mess of the entire carton and pissing off all your roommates in the process, because now when they get up to sneak a drink from it in the middle of the night the torn papper is all ganky and torn.

You stupid asshole! That is the worst case of mono lacto strangulation that I have ever seen!

by yesjaydom February 10, 2007

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Aspire mi mono

1. phrase; Spanish for "Suck my monkey"

1. Aspire mi mono, puta.

by Monkeysquat March 15, 2005

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bailar el mono

Transalted into english it means "Dance the Monkey" which means "To fuck" (in spanish)

Oye mia amor tenemos que bailar el mono esta noche.

by yessi225 August 26, 2010

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mono chi-chi

a chick with one boob

Last night I took that chick out from proscessing and went to feel her up and discovered she had a mono chi-chi

by ngryjhony January 12, 2010

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Mono make-out

The act of making-out without the trade of saliva, using small pecks.

Adam: I have mono.
Eva: We can't trade saliva.
Adam: That sucks....
Eva: ....Then that means.. It's...
Adam: What?
Eva: MONO MAKE-OUT TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Adam: YAY! Thats a super idea.

by Mono Boy July 27, 2008

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