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Mortensen

A word for dominant male within a family, similiar to alpha-male, generally the biological father. Can be shortened to Mortie.
"Hows the old Mortensen"
"Yes Mortie"
by Mathieuson February 18, 2008
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Molton Brown

Origin Regent St soap emporium. A better class of lotion lady, as opposed to a Tesco Value or No Frills
I heard that that Scary Spice is a bit of the old Molton Brown. Phwoooaaar.
by Van Baggins November 17, 2004
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mollend

When a penis has a large mole like tumor on the end of their bell end or on the bell end, which sometimes engulfs the entire bell. This makes it hard to clean away any excess smeg, so in a way is a natural smeg hat.
Claudia: Hey David what the fuck is that on your bell?

David: Oh! did I forget to tell you I have a mollend.
by Analex127 September 19, 2009
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molenaskin

Omg he is such a molenaskin!
by molenaskinning June 11, 2020
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melten

Meltens are caring souls who you’ll inevitably fall in love with more and more everyday due to them revealing a softer and sweeter side everyday. They know just how to shower you in the right kinds of attention and somehow always know what to say in even the most difficult situations.
“Hey, were you talking with Melten just now?”
“Yeah, it feels like all the problems have been lifted from my shoulders and for some reason I can’t stop smiling.”
by Robyn Frances December 23, 2020
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mortenaa

woah look at that mortenaa! so brown and sexy
by Krishaaaaaaa February 11, 2010
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