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military

Those blessed people who put their lives on the line day after day to secure the protection and defence of their nation.

Sadly these heroic men and women are often made out to be war mongers and provocative by a corrupt media. The general public seem to have the idea our military enjoys the killings of innocent civilians, as they are vastly unaware that they do their duty to protect their homeland. Any unjust wars are the fault of our government NOT out military.
"we'd be f*cked without our military"
or
"without the Brittish military, we'd all be suffering under Nazi reign"
by LadyEmilyKate July 20, 2008
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Military Shit

The act of defecating in a style that doesn’t require wiping. Usually done in the squat position and holding to one cheek.
Chris had run out of toilet paper, so his only option was to drop a military shit.
by Carlos Rojas September 28, 2006
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military brat

child of a soldier. grew up in a community of service. academic studies show military brats lack any kind of racism. military brats grow up all over the world and move frequently. they are accustomed to sacrifice for the greater good.
jim morrison's military brat upbringing meant he didn't conform with a typical civilian lifestyle.
by mfcohen October 26, 2007
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manitoba

The only province within confederation to violently rebel against the federal government. The Riel Rebellion incase you missed that day in history class.
Guy: I thought we the Quebecois were the separists?!?!
Dave: Nah, we in Manitoba did it first, you guys in Quebec just made it a hobby.
by Mr.W November 28, 2006
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Minithin

Term for ephedrine made popular by Eminem in the late 90's
I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets
I'm your brother when you need, some good weed to set you free
You know me, I'm your friend, when you need a minithin
by Huzz1 February 5, 2009
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military golf

Means you're going: Left, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right ...

Another excellent golfing put down.
"Into the trees again boyo, I didn't realise we were playing military golf"
by Jamie Douglas September 8, 2006
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Military SO

Military SO means Military significant other.
A Military SO is the girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband of an individual in any branch of any Military.

There is no higher civilian level of badassery.

To be a military SO (besides having a significant other in the military) you must:
-be able to survive a long distance relationship.
-be able to go for long periods of time without sexual intercourse.
-forgive any forgotten special dates.
-forgive lack of contact.
-have decent handwriting (for letters).
-have Skype (or any other video-chat service)
-have a charged phone on your person at all times (for unexpected calls or texts from your SO).
-be strong.
-be a badass.
Don't mess with her, she's a military SO.
Your point?
Her boyfriend can crush you with no effort.
Oh...
by JacquiM June 15, 2012
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