smeeter meter

smeeter meter- a term like "gaydar" when you can just tell that someone has a small dick. like the term "smeet" that means you have a small dick.

right as i saw this faggot tyler, my smeeter meter went off. i knew he was a smeet.

by endmysufferingkms January 3, 2017

Bro-Meter

A meter specifically designed to see how many 'bros' someone can say over a 10 week period.

Let's check the Bro-meter, shall we?

by QQQQQddddaaaaaaaad July 22, 2016

Comparo-meter

Noun

Someone who has a habit or tendency to compare people or things.

She seems a comparo-meter to me as she always compares you with her past boyfriends.

by Zami Karzai August 10, 2018

Meter Reader

An Bridger with a meter long knob, Essex accent and a great grid (good set of teeth).

"I have just had The Meter Reader on the Phone. He's instructing legals and the valuation. I am not sure if he is Essex but his accent suggests he is not from the premier London postcodes like SW15 - Putney"

by BomberBroker March 9, 2023

feed the meter

To insert coins into, or otherwise pay, a parking meter.

I'll be right back—gotta feed the meter again so I don't find an orange envelope of shame on my windshield!

by southland August 18, 2017

gong meter

the level of "gong" in occurence at a give time. Related to the term gong show, which is used as a synonym for fubar, shit show, clusterfuck, or any kind of out of control, chaotic situation.

Person 1: "Man, this is ridiculous. Everyone's running around like chickens with their heads cut off."

Person 2: "Yeah, I'd say the gong meter is full."

by moonunitenar May 4, 2010

Feeding the Meter

Putting coins into a parking meter.

Albert was feeding the meter before he attended the volunteer soup kitchen brunch. Afterward he found a whole pot of broth poured into his gas tank. Epic homeless fail.

by The_Buddy June 18, 2011