This is a phrase used by a drunk or stoned person to have one more drink or toke to finish off the night. This way the persons night measures up to previous night of getting hammered.
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Metric Shit-Ton (Unit of Homework Measurement)
Metric Shit-Ton (Unit of Homework Measurement)
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Teen: If you do not get the pleasure do not go the measures
Teen: If you do not get the pleasure do not go the measures
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The Measuring toddler can also be used to measure other liquids, such as tea.
The Measuring toddler can also be used to measure other liquids, such as tea.
Do you think the kitchen has been a bit Jewish with the beans? Let me fetch the measuring toddler and we will find out.
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