mao brain

Getting a blowjob from a woman of Asian decent

I got mao brain at the Chinese sorority party last night

by CliccLiKe May 3, 2020

mao zu xi

a person as good as god

boy: hey ur mao zu xi girlfriend

girl: thx ur too

by thechinagod December 7, 2020

Mao Tse Lung

A viral flu-like infection in humans, which targets the lungs, and is caused by the SARS-COV-2 virus. Originally detected in Wuhan, China. Also known as COVID19 and Flu Manchu.

I can’t go to work. I think I have Mao Tse Lung.

by [e-mail] September 17, 2021

Mao (from Discord)

this bitch emo as hell i hope they fall into a pit and die a painful death

"Mao (from Discord) is the leader of the First Chairman of the Chinese Communist Party and founder of the People's Republic of China from 1893 to 1974."

by dathaniels February 10, 2024

Mao Button

Satire in Feng Jicai's "The Mao Button. "Buttons" in the story are a metaphor for penises.

"I've got a Mao Button like nothing you've ever seen before."
"Is it big?"
"Big! Well, it's bigger than that 'Triple Loyalty' button of his. But it's not just big-it's a real novelty. But let me see yours first."

by Obese_Microwave May 9, 2024

Mao Lamdo Walk

A Mao Lamdo Walk is what happens when a pulp hero like Tarzan walks around like a boss. Named for the late Mao Lamdo, who popularised it for the theme song to the anime adaptation of Cobra.

Tarzan has done a Mao Lamdo Walk in many post-1950s adaptations, starting with the Gold Key comics adaptations and popularised internationally by the Disney version of the character.

by Snapper2001 January 27, 2026

Mao Tse-Tung tung tung sahur

a combination between Mao Tse-Tung and triple t

Nerd: Who wrote the little red book?
Einstein: Mao Tse-Tung tung tung sahur 😂😂😂😂😂

by ass ault April 4, 2026