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Louisville llama munching

(Verb)The sexual act on going down on a person and eating only pubes.
I tried to do a Louisville llama munching on her but she was shaved clean.
by Grilledcheesus January 18, 2022
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Louisville Slugger

A wooden, classic baseball bat with a large iron (preferably rusty) nail protruding from the barrel of the bat. The barrel of the bat is usually the thicker end of the bat.
yea, good thing i got mi louisville slugger!!
by L-to the-O-to the-L September 15, 2010
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Louisville

A Fourth Rate Shithole City in Kentucky characterized by high levels of poverty, a decrepit overall city, poor infrastructure and an even shittier school system if such can be achieved in Kentucky. It's main claim to fame is KFC, Muhammad Ali and shitty concoction known as Bourbon. The city smells like the southbound end of a northbound jackass because of the Ohio River Valley and pollution. Valley of the Drums a known environmental cleanup project is located 15 miles South of the city and it leaked into the groundwater. Therefore residents are often socially stunted and educationally challenged to make the phrase smarter than a 5th grade a real challenge in Louisvile.

Culture only exists if one of the green teeth Bubbas picks the stale food between his teeth and its pretty much a post industrial nightmare of stark buildings, shitty design, bomb cratered streets that sit unkempt while a billion dollar basketball palace sits empty 300 plus days a year because there is no NBA team only the Louisville Cardinals and a few women's team games and concerts for the rest of the year. Frankly, this place totally blows so much to make the Hollywood Madam jealous
Louisville is a festering shithole on the Ohio River that makes Cincinnati seem like you're living again in a developed country.

Louisville being so lacking in culture and people with common sense and intelligence is nothing more than a skidmark on the underpants of society.
by Louisvilleblowsgoats January 13, 2020
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Louisville, CO

A small city in Colorado. Area code 3OH!3. It's pretty much a bunch of white kids living in suburbia with nothing to do. Still better then Superior, CO. Those bitches stole our zipcode!
Damn, this boring-ass town is so Louisville, CO.
by MNS33 February 18, 2009
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Louisville Barbecue Party

When you give someone a hot carl, and while they are watching you, eat your own feces. When they puke, their vomit will mix with the shit on their face, looking like a sloppy Kentucky barbecue.
Denise said she wanted to get down and dirty, so i donkey punched that hoe and gave her the ol Louisville Barbecue Party
by mason666 March 28, 2007
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louisville lojack

the act of inserting a small gps unit into the ass during sex. Then monitoring the whereabouts of your partner.
Johnny suspected his girlfriend was cheating.So he gave her the louisville lojack.
by fluffywhite October 3, 2008
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Louisville Lapdance

A lapdance from a stripper on the rag, leaving blood stain all over your white t-shirt. First used in the Chestnut Street establishments, circa January 2006. Use Shout and All with bleach to remove the remnants of the Louisville Lapdance.
The string should have tipped me off that the ho didn't have her shit clean. We was bump'n and grindin' and then I looked down and it looked like an autistic kid had fingerpainted my shirt dark red from my bellybutton to my dick. I asked for $20 back and slapped that bitch for giving me a Louisville Lapdance.
by Stained and Restrained February 15, 2006
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