loaf

A fat, obese, and gross person that wears clothing that doesn't fit them. Their rolls of fat normally slide out of their shirts.

loafyyy, your so fat

by bibabo April 28, 2007

loaf

referring to someones oddly shaped head that resembles a bread loaf.

holy that guy has a huge loaf

by bob hermansonton April 18, 2006

loaf

hair-do, particularly that of a guy whose hair is not short yet doesn't budge.

(to a friend, before approaching a girl): Yo, how's my loaf?

ex. Vanilla Ice, Jimmy Johnson, Ace Ventura

by anon May 13, 2005

loafed

the act of getting slapped in the face with someones' loafer.

i said that golf was lame and my grandpa loafed me in the throat.

by DR.E June 4, 2009

loafing

The act of traveling to a local bakery with the intention of buying and consuming a loaf of bread as a meal. Usually done in groups containing an even number of persons so that each member is allowed half of a loaf.

"Would you like to go loafing for lunch today?"

by Tyler Sanderson September 20, 2008

LOAF

1) LOAF is an acronym for - Large, Overweight And Fat

2) Someone/something that is the size and shape of a loaf of bread

3) A human that eats unholy amounts of bread

Benni - Lloyd is a LOAF
Alex - Large, Overweight And Fat?
Benni - No, I was making a bread reference... but that is pure genius!

by FEIHCSIM September 9, 2018

loaf

wen u ask a bitch to give u dome-piece(head)

let me get some loaf grl

by lance May 13, 2005