mexican license plate

Shitty lower back tattoo. Actually any lower back tattoo. Shitty lower back tattoo is an oxymoron.

As the woman bent over to grab her fallen change her shirt climbed up to expose her mexican license plate.

by jaredeberhardt February 29, 2008

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Driver's License Weight

The weight a person reports on his or her driver's license which is anywhere between 5 and 20 lbs. less than the person's actual weight.

"I'm cutting out carbs so that I can get down to my Driver's License Weight."

by Witty Mommy March 31, 2015

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Lick Her License

A lesbian

by Balla August 24, 2003

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Boner License

Someone can obtain a boner license when they have an erection in public while showing no shame.

Look at that guy and his boner...he just got his BL

wow look at that huge bulge in that guys pants...he must have just gotten his boner license

by fankstoot June 23, 2009

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drivers license

The only form of ID that Americans use, therefore requiring EVERYONE to learn to drive

Asking for ID

American example:

*Can I see your drivers license
*I don't drive so I don't have a license
*Well I won't do any business with you
*WTF!?! What about a PASSPORT!?!

European example:

*Can I see your ID
*(hands over ID)
*Okay, great. Thank you!

by NHRHS2010 June 15, 2011

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