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Lukewarm Leeroy

This is a sexual maneuver involving feces, proper planning, and the element of surprise. Below is the full description of how to perform a Lukewarm Leeroy.

1. Prior to intercourse, one sex partner must defecate onto a plate without the other sex partner's knowledge. Keeping the plate of feces secret is key.

2. Once the defecating sex partner completes his bowel movement, the fecal plate should be hidden and kept secret from the other sex partner until just the right moment.

3. With the plate of dung hidden, the sexual partners should proceed to have a nice session of lovemaking.

4. At the height of mutual climax, the preparer of the plate of defecation should immediately and quickly run to grab the hidden plate of excrement.

5. With the tainted flatware in hand, the fecal bearing sex partner should run frantically screaming towards the unsuspecting sex partner and violently
throw the plate of crap at the person's chest.

Note: It is common to scream "Leeroy Jenkins!!!!" before throwing the plate of defecation at the utterly shocked sex partner. This phenomenon along with the close relation to the sexual move the "Hot Carl" is where the name Lukewarm Leeroy was derived (the dung is no longer "hot" since it was sitting on a plate, hence the term "lukewarm").
I gave my ex-girlfriend a Lukewarm Leeroy and now she is in a mental institution. She still hasn't recovered from the shock of me running at her full speed with a plate full of crap while screaming "Leeroy Jenkins" and then throwing it at her chest with all my might right after we had sex.
by Reynold Tucan May 9, 2008
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Leeroy Jenkins

1. The famous World of Warcraft player and Chicken Lover, known for his stupid act of running into a field of enemies before his team was ready. I guess he was too excited for his paladin shoulders or whatever he needed from that trip (I don't play WoW.)

2. My Xbox Live name (LeeroyJenkinz13) that all my friends make fun of me for, but everyone else loves it....
1. "Let's do this, LEEEEEERRROOYY nJJEENNNKKKIIIINNSS"
"God damnit Leeroy!!"
"Shit, well I'm dead. Are we all dead?...hhmmmm...Nice goin' Leeroy!"
"Leeroy you SUCK!"
"It's not my fault! It's not my fault..."

2. "...Ya well at least my Live name isn't Leeroy Jenkins..."
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leroy

When a woman sticks her finger into a man's ass without his consent or knowledge. A.K.A a sneak attack on a man's ass, the man could be asleep or awake.
The young man's face looked surprised as soon as he realized his girlfriend leroyed him.
by Kathy K April 8, 2008
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Leroy Jenkins

The act of performing a stunt similar to the above mentioned Leroy Jenkins video. To rush into a battle with extreme excitement, even when it is highly probably that you will lose due to the fact that you are vastly outnumbered.
CofC Student #1: Dude, I'm gonna run in there and steal one of the Citadel cadet's hats.
CofC Student #2: You don't stand a chance! There are 20 cadets in there, plus one of them is standing right next to all the hats guarding them. It would be totally Leroy Jenkins of you!
by Aaron D. Edwards September 25, 2005
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Wet Leroy

Like a wet Willie. but instead of wetting ones finger with one's saliva and sticking it into anothers ear. You stick said finger into the anus of said person.
I gave Bobby a wet Leroy yesterday and I had corn under my nails after. My finger went in easy once the wind chimes on his ass got moist.
by Dirty Fluff January 22, 2010
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Leroy

A cigerette lighter , named after the argentinian football player
Leroy Lighter.
''Yo man you got a Leroy''
''Yeh sure blud''
*hands lighter over*
by Blud123 April 15, 2010
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leeroy

This guy in a video clip of a game called world of warcraft or WOW who is completely nullheaded. Basically this party, or group of people in an rpg video game, were taking their time strategizing how to take on this group of "monsters". Suddenly Leeroy stands up in the middle of the elader's sentence and yells, "OK CHUMS, LETS DO THIS; LEEEEEERRRRROOOOY nnJJENNNKIIINGSS" The group frantically trys to save leeroy and execute their plan but fails.

Now people refer to "unsmart" aggressive playing as leeroying or with something assosiated with leeroy, the rp legend can be seen at

http://www.big-boys.com/articles/leeroy.html
Ok guys, nobody aggro this monsters. If your a fucking leeroy ill hack into your computer you stupid fucking nubcake
by mista rat snatch July 16, 2008
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