Fat Lard

Someone who is fat & just sits on the couch like a fat lard.

Ewww, look at that fat bitch, Michelle
. She's such a fat lard, always laying there & eating.

by Shortyyy3054 November 03, 2014

lard ass

when somebodies butt just looks nasty...or they just plain UGLY

HIGH-BOOTY LOOKS LIKE A LARD ASS

by MZ DOUGLAS May 13, 2009

Tub of lard

Usually describing a fat person. An insult.

"That guy over there eats so many cheeseburgers he looks like a fat tub of lard"

by Dannyjohn February 27, 2017

Lard Cake

Someone who is overly obese, synonyms are as follows: husky, chubby, fatty, tubster, tubs of lard, mctubberson, fatty mcfatterson, jiggly, Jiggly Puff (Copyright Pokemon & Nintendo), big boned, fat, tubbalisish, and lardy.

Man, did you see that lady? She is THE biggest Lard Cake ever!

by llama grass March 23, 2011

Leaf Lard

Descriptive term for salad dressing.

Hey Kevin, you have any other leaf lard besides this Ranch crap?

by Chris Buckman March 30, 2008

lard muffin

cow lard+cake mix=lard muffin

I'm gonna feed you this lard muffin if you dont shut up.

by rawrmarkers October 18, 2007

lard ass

big fat smelly bastard

ryan cambers (chunk)

by ladlo March 05, 2004