Taylor Lautner

The beloved and gorgeous actor from Twilight, currently heard to be dating old friend Kara Hilow.

"Man, that Taylor Lautner is one lucky guy to have all the ladies all over him."

by shamuuu4evaa. March 22, 2009

Taylor Lautner

a totally hot and gorgeous guy
he has been in a few movies
A.K.A.totally hot werewolf!!

Taylor fan #1-OMG isnt Taylor Lautner so gorgeous?

Taylor fan#2-I know!

Taylor fan#3-if i was bella/kristen i would dump the sparkly vampire dude and be with jacob!!

by RandomCoolPerson101 April 8, 2010

Talyor Lautner

The most amazing, hottest, sexiest actor in the whole world, and the best actor from the Twilight Saga movie series, which is based on the Books by Stephinie Meyer

Talyor Lautner is 99.8% perfect, 0.1 % would be if he was my age, 0.1% if he has a accent, the he would be 100% perfect

by bandgeek1996_2014 December 28, 2010

taylor lautner

HIIIIDDDEEEOUUUSS IDDDIIIOOTTIC actor with a completely deformed head and a high, nasally voice. THE. UGLIEST. PERSON. YOU. WILL. EVER. SEE.

Person 1: "What's that fat thing walking over there with the gay voice who doesn't own a shirt?"

Person 2: "Oh, that's Taylor Lautner."

by obamasucks18 November 16, 2010

labtop

It's not a LABTOP, it's a Laptop, you nerd wanna-bes. ._. Ok, so I am a nerd.

"I was using my labtop on the plain with a grill named Beth!"

by airwalker November 9, 2003

Lautenschlager

1. A long penis
2. A type of German beer that no one heard of

1. DAMNNN Johny has a lautenschlager.
2. Let get crunked off lautenschlager tonight.

by Lautenschlager OUT March 21, 2009

labitis

the swelling and/or inflammation/ infection of the labia. (Vaginal Lip)

Cheyenne has a severe case of labitis

by Dr. Dickhead MD August 20, 2011