Luggage

An extremely clingy/irritating person, usually used as a name for the person rather than insult.

Piss off Luggage
Is Luggage coming?
You're very clingy/irritating Luggage

by Yes December 14, 2003

nut luggage

Another term for semen.

I usually bail from a strange girl's flat right after dropping off my nut luggage

by Angus June 19, 2004

Human Luggage

When you put all of your clothes on a midget who is wearing roller skates, and pull him like luggage.

I'm pulling my human luggage through the air port right now.

by Cristina8806 March 2, 2011

luggage

A codeword for pads/ tampons. Girls use it in an emergency situation; extremely useful especially if there are guys around.

Girl1: Hey, whatsup? Why do you look so sick?
Girl2: Do you have any luggage? I'm going to Japan.

Girl1: Yeah, I'll go grab it for you in a sec.
Guy: You get to go to Japan?? LUCKY!!!!

Girl1&2: Not really...

by A sympathetic friend2 May 9, 2009

Luggage Compartment

Someone who's bedonkadonk has gotten so big that the phrase "junk in the trunk" no longer suffices and her ass now resembles the cargo hold of a 747 Jumbo Jet.

"Dude, what happened with that chick from Saturday?"

"Well, when I sobered up I realized she resembled a rhino, but that didn't stop me from sticking it in her luggage compartment!"

by The Wet Bandito March 10, 2010

eye luggage

The "bags" under your eyes formed due to lack of sleep.

"Man, when was the last time you slept? You`ve got some serious eye luggage going on there."

by hongkong October 23, 2009

Penis Luggage

Refers to the scrotal region of a homosapien male. This sack usually contains two (2) reproductive organs known to the lay-person as nuts or balls. Also known as Cock Satchel.

Do I have to pay a carry-on surcharge for my Penis Luggage?

by Anuscakes the third September 8, 2010