Los Osos is a small beach town in Central Coast California on the back side of Morro Bay. It is completly populated by stoners and retired old people. The most common place to hang out is Ralphs and steal candy from the bulk candy isle or rite aid and get ice cream. Occasionally we pass our time by breaking curfew and wandering aimless-ly around town and harassing people's houses you dislike. Chances are most people you come across can not drive because they are old or high. Everyone spends their whole life bitching about hating this town and wanting to leave, but eventually end up back here because they miss it.
I spent most of my high school years wandering around Los Osos and wreaking havoc in the middle of the night.
by miss bubbles September 25, 2008
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A California rivalry between Nor Cal city "San Francisco" and So Cal city "Los Angeles". Here is a list of the rivalries listed: redwoods vs palm trees, wine country vs dessert, crossfit vs built lean, star wars vs star trek, SF Giants vs LA Dodgers, iPhone vs Android, Mocha vs Latte, vodka vs wine, twilight vs big lebowski, bukowski vs thoreau, katy perry vs rihanna, and post modernism vs post modernism, Golden Gate vs Santa Monica Pier. There are still more than what is listed. SF Giants has won more World Series Titles than the LA Dodgers beating them by one title.
LA Boy: Hey, mind if you can move over to my place?
SF Girl: I would rather die than live in Los Angeles.
LA Boy: Well, we got something better than San Francisco. We got the celebrities, Santa Monica Pier, Hollywood Hills, Universal Studios, UCLA, LA Dodgers, Beverly Hills, the museum and whatever nice is out there.
SF Girl: Well we have the Golden Gate Bridge.
LA Boy: Hah, that is nothing compared to beautiful Los Angeles.
SF Girl: You never been on the Golden Gate and plus we got the 49ers and the Giants.
LA Boy: Forget the Giants.
SF Girl: At least they won more titles than the Dodger.
Random 10 year old boy: Yeah! They just won the 2012 World Series!
LA Boy: Well, we got more celebrities while you guys don't have as much!
SF Girl: THE! We got Clint Eastwood, and actors and directors will be coming to our city to shoot a film here!
LA Boy: Huh, forget about the Los Angeles vs San Francisco crap. Let's make love instead.
SF Girl: Let us meet at the Golden Gate Bridge.
SF Girl: I would rather die than live in Los Angeles.
LA Boy: Well, we got something better than San Francisco. We got the celebrities, Santa Monica Pier, Hollywood Hills, Universal Studios, UCLA, LA Dodgers, Beverly Hills, the museum and whatever nice is out there.
SF Girl: Well we have the Golden Gate Bridge.
LA Boy: Hah, that is nothing compared to beautiful Los Angeles.
SF Girl: You never been on the Golden Gate and plus we got the 49ers and the Giants.
LA Boy: Forget the Giants.
SF Girl: At least they won more titles than the Dodger.
Random 10 year old boy: Yeah! They just won the 2012 World Series!
LA Boy: Well, we got more celebrities while you guys don't have as much!
SF Girl: THE! We got Clint Eastwood, and actors and directors will be coming to our city to shoot a film here!
LA Boy: Huh, forget about the Los Angeles vs San Francisco crap. Let's make love instead.
SF Girl: Let us meet at the Golden Gate Bridge.
by WHOEVER IT IS June 21, 2013
Get the Los Angeles vs San Francisco mug.Los Hotness is the name of a famous duo originating in Melbourne, FL. It consists of two strapping young gents who are inexplicably dominant at anything they attempt. Many speculations have been made at the source of their power, but no one has been able to replicate their success.
Jeff: Hey bro, how did beach volleyball go?
Steve: Shitty. Los Hotness rolled up and we lost 21-0.
Jeff: Yuh.
Steve: Shitty. Los Hotness rolled up and we lost 21-0.
Jeff: Yuh.
by Dan Bandanna May 5, 2010
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LA has about a billion suburbs that are essentially considered part of Los Angeles as a single city, although the city itself has only a population of some 3.7 million. Los Angeles is notorious for smog and gang-related crime; seperate inner-city working-class suburbs such as Compton or Long Beach have been made the subject of rap songs talking about the crime levels that have gained some notoriety and earned LA one of it's less-enviable titles as "the Gang Capital of the World".
Fortunately, the beautiful Pacific coastline and the numerous beaches and tropical climate offset some of the not-so-good parts of the city. LA also has an awesome music scene, a great clubbing sector, and countless appreciative cultural institutions such as the Getty Museum to visit that provide the city with a depth, culture and history that are enviable. It's an awesome city. Watch out for the traffic though.
LA has about a billion suburbs that are essentially considered part of Los Angeles as a single city, although the city itself has only a population of some 3.7 million. Los Angeles is notorious for smog and gang-related crime; seperate inner-city working-class suburbs such as Compton or Long Beach have been made the subject of rap songs talking about the crime levels that have gained some notoriety and earned LA one of it's less-enviable titles as "the Gang Capital of the World".
Fortunately, the beautiful Pacific coastline and the numerous beaches and tropical climate offset some of the not-so-good parts of the city. LA also has an awesome music scene, a great clubbing sector, and countless appreciative cultural institutions such as the Getty Museum to visit that provide the city with a depth, culture and history that are enviable. It's an awesome city. Watch out for the traffic though.
Person who has never been to Los Angeles: Man LA is such a shithole, it has so much smog and traffic and gang-related crime
Me: Have you ever been there
Person who has never been to Los Angeles: No but I saw Training Day
Me: Die please
Me: Have you ever been there
Person who has never been to Los Angeles: No but I saw Training Day
Me: Die please
by Perfect_Cheezit September 16, 2004
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by Imperator07 March 1, 2009
Get the Los Alamos mug.A locality in Argentina similar to a city or town, part of a larger collection of towns called Malvinas. In the province of Buenos Aires and part of what is known as GBA or Greater Buenos Aires
In short, a small town where the greatest attraction is an amazing pizza restaurant Pizza Suiza (Pizza Swiss) where for 8 dollars you can take your best girl there for unlimited pizza and a large bottle of beer. Try Quilmes - the nations anology of Budweiser
You will find at least a half dozen locutorios or public phone houses, most of which have banks of computers connected to the internet where you pay by the minute. Very cheap. You can organize LAN game tourneys here.
With a plethora of low priced shoe and clothing stores on the main avenue, a wary shopper can find the same fashion trends that are hitting shops in europe.
In short, a small town where the greatest attraction is an amazing pizza restaurant Pizza Suiza (Pizza Swiss) where for 8 dollars you can take your best girl there for unlimited pizza and a large bottle of beer. Try Quilmes - the nations anology of Budweiser
You will find at least a half dozen locutorios or public phone houses, most of which have banks of computers connected to the internet where you pay by the minute. Very cheap. You can organize LAN game tourneys here.
With a plethora of low priced shoe and clothing stores on the main avenue, a wary shopper can find the same fashion trends that are hitting shops in europe.
by Bramagupta December 3, 2006
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