log

A large, round turd.

These lads from Edmonton had a contest to see who could birth the biggest log.

by Bob Goatse October 3, 2002

log

A sex position in which the bottom partner positions themself in a ball facing down, similar to a log. The top partner then catches them on fire and uses the heat to prevent hyothermia.

Log date: 7 15 2 My partner died today. They were warm though so whatever I guess.

by CterSinner6969 December 31, 2016

LoG

LoG stands for Lamb of god, the best band ever

"Dude are you going to that LOG concert tonight?"

by lawlinghax July 20, 2008

Log

the ultimate power couple

dog and lettuce is otp

clara- omg log is such the trendiest power couple #log

by basicgooglegirl July 4, 2018

Log

A big stick that look soo fun in a dogs eyes

Go fetch the log dog

by Umooooooom January 3, 2022

Shifting logs

The act where two people go anus to anus and then one of the participants has a bowel movement into the anus of the other participant. The second participant receives the fecal matter anally and then pushes it back into the anus of the original fecal matter owner.

Tim and Johnny have been getting quite messy with their new shifting logs experiment. Looks highly unsanitary but they seem happy.

by MostlyMoisture May 30, 2018

Frosted Log

To take a dump then empty your sack over the top of it so it resembles a frosted log.

My girlfriend was giving me blumpkin and didn't want to swallow my baby paste so I done a frosted log instead.

Joe had the raving horn whilst dropping a deuce so he frosted his log

by Aultow August 12, 2014