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Light saber penis 

When your fellow team mates in battle chop off your arms and you have to put the light saber between your legs
I was in battle with my friend he had a blue light saber and I had a red one he chopped off my arms and I looked like I had a erect penis from my light saber the light saber penis was very difficult to control between my legs

Light Saber Fight 

When some boys in glow in the dark condoms have a sward fight with there penises.
Dude that was an epic light saber fight

Lightsabering 

Jerking off in subzero temperatures and ejaculating. The cum will freeze solid while still being partway inside the urethra, hopefully into and icicle shape. It is then used as a weapon.
Dude, I was totally Lightsabering some guy during my trip to Antarctica.

Light Saber Fight 

Its when two gay dudes wear glow in the dark condoms and then battle with their dicks. Then half way through the fight, one cries out "Luke I am your father!!"
Person 1: "Hey do you have the glow in the dark condoms?"
Person 2: "Are we going to have a Light Saber Fight tonight?"
Person 1: "Oh yeah!!"

I smell your light saber

I understand where you are coming from; I hear ya
Unrealistic Dude #1: How am I suppose to synthesis this molecule for her if she won't tell me what the stereochemistry is at carbon 6? You feel me?
Unrealistic Dude #2: Yeah, I smell your light saber. That shit ain't right.

red light saber 

A term used when a girl of non african decent, usually white, dates a person of african decent. Meaning that she "has gone to the dark side" thus uses a red light saber like in Star Wars. In other words a black mans penis.
Hey dude, I heard Betty likes the red light saber.
red light saber by Brandon16 May 30, 2008