Launch the Poo Canoe

To put your penis into someone's butthole.

"Dude, I think I may just try to launch the poo canoe with Sharon tonight."
"Godspeed. Don't let the river dry up, and steer clear of rocks."

by biggerspeck December 7, 2007

launching a sea pickle

Defecating,or taking a shit

Charlie: Hurry up dude, we are going to be late for happy hour

Jamie: Dude, give me a minute I am launching a sea pickle

by William Brennan December 22, 2006

aborted hershey launch

The act of fellating a live log of poo as it is exiting the rectum, then gently pushing it back up the colon with one's tongue.

Jen was surprised when her once-a-day shit-eating session turned into an aborted hershey launch just because Juan enjoyed having shit shoved back up his ass.

by Comic Event of the Century June 17, 2008

launch all vipers

Quite possibly the most badass thing anyone could ever say. Originates from Battlestar Galactica, where the fighters are named "Vipers."

Dee: "Incoming Cylon Raiders."
Admiral Adama: "Launch All Vipers."

by PeaTearGriffin March 10, 2006

Nuclear launch codes

These codes will be used to launch a rocket that destroys pretty much anything
ask the president of your country if he has some

Guy: Hey can i have the nuclear launch codes?
President: yeah sure here they are: 69420
Guy: Thanks

by SYT3 October 31, 2020

flaming ass launch

A derivative of fart lighting in which the anal methane is used to launch an object. Originated in the rain forrests of Peru, where the indeginous people launch poinson darts from their asses to kill monkeys.

My flaming ass launch just broke the neighbor's window!

by squirrelmaster5.0 June 16, 2003

launching the brown rocket

Another cleaned-up slang phrase for taking a shit.

I told my six-year-old that I’d be out in a minute or two, that I was launching the brown rocket.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 27, 2023