Karl Kristian is a penis, who likes to play spiderman is rich and likes to play fotball. Karl kristians friends calls him kk, KK is a ginger❤️
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by Camellotion May 1, 2018
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It is impossible to not like Kristian.
All women love Kristian.
Kristian loves all women. However, does not have a strong thirst and lust like those with the name Andreano.
On cold days Kristian's penis length ranges from 9-12 inches.
On warm days Kristian's penis can grow to almost a football pitch.
Kristian's awesomeness cannot be compared to any worldly thing.
He is the coolest and most popular of his friends.
It is impossible to not like Kristian.
All women love Kristian.
Kristian loves all women. However, does not have a strong thirst and lust like those with the name Andreano.
On cold days Kristian's penis length ranges from 9-12 inches.
On warm days Kristian's penis can grow to almost a football pitch.
Kristian's awesomeness cannot be compared to any worldly thing.
He is the coolest and most popular of his friends.
Any Girl: Wow, I can see his massive dick bulging out his pants.
Any Guy: I wish I could be that cool.
Playboy Models: I wish someone like Kristian Lane was in the business.
Any Guy: I wish I could be that cool.
Playboy Models: I wish someone like Kristian Lane was in the business.
by KoolGuyKeml56746 June 5, 2018
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HES SO HOT AND KILLS EVERYTHING WITH JUST BREATHING. HES AN ADORABLE BULGARIAN/RUSSIAN SINGER AND IS SO PRETTY
Go check his social medias
Instagram
- @Kristian_Kostov_official
Twitter
-@KristianKostov_
YouTube
-Kris Kostov
Facebook
-@Kristian.Kostov.OfficialFanPage
Ask.fm
-@ KrisikKostiv (Кристиан Костов)
HES SO HOT AND KILLS EVERYTHING WITH JUST BREATHING. HES AN ADORABLE BULGARIAN/RUSSIAN SINGER AND IS SO PRETTY
Go check his social medias
- @Kristian_Kostov_official
-@KristianKostov_
YouTube
-Kris Kostov
-@Kristian.Kostov.OfficialFanPage
Ask.fm
-@ KrisikKostiv (Кристиан Костов)
STRANGER: Do you know this Kristian Kostov boy?
Me: LET ME MARRY HIM PLEASE
"You look like Kristian Kostov" - meaning for Awesomazing
"The floor is lava" = "The floor is Kristian Kostov" you generally let yourself fall down to the floor and kiss it then.
Me: LET ME MARRY HIM PLEASE
"You look like Kristian Kostov" - meaning for Awesomazing
"The floor is lava" = "The floor is Kristian Kostov" you generally let yourself fall down to the floor and kiss it then.
by I'm very hungry November 28, 2017
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