kristian

Kristian is a guy with a very short dick and the most annoying person on earth he might be the worst boyfriend you can get

hey Kristian are you coming over tonight

by Camellotion May 1, 2018

Kristian Jim

The most amazing person ever! Always finding ways to have fun and do crazy things. Will do anything to make you feel better even if it makes him look stupid and will probably embarrass you. He doesn’t care what other people think. Very loud! He always smells good. Lives life to the fullest always having fun. He always knows exactly what to say to make you feel better. This is the kristian Jim I know, I would be lost without him.He is super humble,kind,intellegent person I know,So if you have Kristian Jim name Don't him,he is worth it to keep and to be your friend.

This one guy named Kristian Jim that is AMAZING!!

Kristian Jim is a humble person I know.

by Namshin June 8, 2021

Kristian

Kristian, there is no other like him, he’s really caring and watches out for others to the best of his ability, very sweet kind boy with some tantrums here and there but hes a gem worth for a lifetime. When he loves he loves like no one else can, not only does this precious boy have a good heart but he also has the looks! He fails to see it, you see he is a humble boy, beautiful soul one would love to spend their life with him, kristian is like a baby a protective one too. Mi querido esposo no one else could replace my beautiful kristian bebe el es mi vida mi amor mi nene lo amo lo quiero<3 bebe when you see this i hope you see how much I really love you, words can’t explain it all fully but if you can see it even by 1% id be happy becsuse that means i have a future lifetime where i can show you eachday my love until it reached 100% or ♾️.

“I love Kristian, I don’t ever wanna lose him”
“Kristian? The lovely boy that girl always talked about?”

by Bello yoshi January 16, 2024

Kristian

an absolute cunt, does not care about anyone ever but seems to always smell good with a shitty mullet and pubic beard on his fucking face

wow that kristian is such a cunt

by pinchpunchfirstdayofthemonth June 22, 2020

kristian kostov

KRISTIAN KOSTOV IS ONE OF THE BEST ARTISTS. HE LOVES BTS AND ESPECIALLY SUGA AND HE'S A BALL OF SUNSHINE . ALSO HE HAS A WEIRD OBSESSION WITH THE POPULAR BAND 1D. HIS FAVE IS HARRY OR NIALL. WOWOWO

how hot is kristian kostov?
too much.

by Myheartisinhavana August 8, 2018

The Kristian Effect

The Kristian metaphor relates to someone whose reputation (usually lies spread by ex fuck boys) is that of a harlot, and one with an IQ lower than that of Forrest Gump, but is in fact not a harlot and quite intelligent; far more than the average fuck boy believes. Often simple projection but on a larger scale.

"Everyone thinks I'm a dumb slut, but usually the guys I date and it's always THEM who cheat and quite frankly, are as slow as a Windows 98 with 2k songs downloaded by Napster. Why does the Kristian Effect have to curse ME?!?!"

by Flopstar89 July 2, 2023

Kristian Lane

Kind, Loving, Sexy, and Smart. Are only a few descriptors of the Wonderful, Sent from Heaven, and Perfectly Complex Kristian.

It is impossible to not like Kristian.

All women love Kristian.

Kristian loves all women. However, does not have a strong thirst and lust like those with the name Andreano.

On cold days Kristian's penis length ranges from 9-12 inches.

On warm days Kristian's penis can grow to almost a football pitch.

Kristian's awesomeness cannot be compared to any worldly thing.

He is the coolest and most popular of his friends.

Any Girl: Wow, I can see his massive dick bulging out his pants.

Any Guy: I wish I could be that cool.

Playboy Models: I wish someone like Kristian Lane was in the business.

by KoolGuyKeml56746 June 5, 2018