konstantine

an absolute moron that genuinely has no friends and has 0 fucking friends

"do you know konstantine?"
"oh yeah, that little fucking dimwit that is built like an outgrown potato and gets no bitches? yeah i know him"

by jamino69 November 13, 2022

Next Generation Konstables

The Next Generation Konstables or NGK are a low key street gang that originated in NYC. The NGK work together with tha Bee-Line Syndicate(BLS).

Person 1- Ay yo who dat nigga dressed in black?

Person 2- Dat be dat NGK muthafucka...

Person 1- NGK?

Person 2- NGK standz fo Next Generation Konstables...

by Konstable Flex April 15, 2008

Konsopolice

Was once great soccor player. He sucked so bad that he had to quit.
Has tried being a theif and a bounty hunter and sucked at those too.
Alt spellings: Consopolius, Konsopolus

"Bwhahaha! I am the Great Konsopolice!!"

by UltSonicDs August 26, 2003

Konstantin

Tall, pale, skinny, skinny as a twig who also likes skinny girls to squirt on him. Also stubborn as a mule and terrible with girls. Stalks girls and makes them feel uncomfortable and waits to the last moment to make his move, and gets rejected. Terrible at games and sports and is obsessed with Left for dead. Calls people names and ends up getting beat up by that person.

Girl: Oh, that annoying Konstantin is staring at me again. What a faggot.

by bigdaddy345 May 14, 2013

Konstantin

The definition above this one was done by my stalker. It is a funny story to tell. I could have even had her, but, well, we could not marshall the necessary courage for that. And I was even a virgin at the time. Which begs the question - why can I not be stalked by someone intelligent, attractive, and preferably marxist? But I suppose there is some law of human relations that states that the stalker must be uninteresting to the stalked. Or I would have actually noticed her. Good times.

You should be able to find me...somewhere here is contact information.....

I, Konstantin, I suppose, am an example of myself?

by imperatorcons August 17, 2011

Konstantin

Konstantin - A zen like state of mind usually associated with illusory superiority - Often presents as a form of entertaining delusional alternative reality in Bulgarian lone wolves. Side effects include accelerated hair loss, uncontrollable erections, and a predisposition to business time. Sometimes used as the standard unit measurement for bullshit (logarithmic scale).

1. He claimed his dick was so big, but when I saw it I realised he was suffering from Konstantin.
2. The claim that the car could do 0-60 in 3 seconds turned out to measure 6 on the Konstantin scale.

by Naturally Aspirated April 18, 2017

Konsta

A pedofile that uses over 100 dollars a month on Vbucks and gets rejected by all of the chicks

Look at that Konsta. I dont wanna be like him.

by Monster 13454 November 26, 2018