Kobe

used to +248% percent chance when throwing anything in a basket

*kid throws a paper ball in the trash and misses*
Kyle: KOBE!! *makes the basket
kid: :O how??
Kyle: one day I shall teach you young whippersnapper

Kobe by Bronny James February 13, 2020

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Kobe

Kobe is usually someone you struggle to understand and a touch retarded. His beard looks like an un groomed arse crack, some say he's an absolute creature, but they love him anyway

You cooked cereal in a pan, your so kobe

Kobe by Kobella November 22, 2021

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Kobe

The expensive beef from Japan

I ate Kobe yesterday!

Kobe by Phuza December 3, 2021

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Kobe

Kobe is a very sexy and buff guy, he has a huge penis that sways at the rythm of any beat that just so happens to be played as he walks. Kobe also has 3 brains, so he is never wrong. You are a very unlucky person if you happen to cross him in a bad mood.

Yooo that’s a huge dick! What’s your name, kobe?

Kobe by Big man kobe January 15, 2022