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Cunt Knocker

One who has sex with his/her ex's best friend a week after the break up.

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ganse-knocker

NYC Yiddish: pronounced ghanse-kenocker. Mr. big shot. Says a lot, know nothing
He has all the answers, Mr Ganse-knocker. Go call a bingo game ganse knocker.
by Murray Haldanish October 3, 2019
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Crock Knocker

An offensive slur that was used against British soldiers in 1777. They would call slim soldiers this.
(Guard) "Move along! You crock knocker." *pushes the soldier to the ground*
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Jobby Knocker

The jobby knocker was a person from days of old. When there were no toilets people took a crap in a abucket in the corner of the living room. The jobby knocker would come around daily and knock on your wooden door with a stout stick, he would collect your jobbies in a cart and trundle it away. Who knows what he did with it. Jobby knockers were thus smelly and not held in high respect. In days of yore it was an insult to be called a jobby knocker. These days it is used to insult someone who is a homosexual
Oh look at that big girls blouse over there, he looks like a real jobby knocker
by JBarry McSporan February 15, 2019
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fart-knocker

One who impacts a fart in the rectum with his penis.
"Keep your back to the wall!", shouted Ned. "There is a fart-knocker loose in the museum!"
by bleccch22 March 22, 2010
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stall knocker

A fag, homo, queer or otherwise same sex inclined individual. May be encountered in public bathrooms, possibly knocking on your stall.
Chachi was a raging homosexual sex fiend. Most Friday nights he could be found as a stall knocker at the bus station.
by Harold balsagna January 13, 2008
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fart knocker

Originally slang for male homosexual, but the phrase has been used so widely (mainly by second-graders)that it now can mean almost anything.
1. I think Devon must be a fart-knocker. 2. Hey, fart-knocker, your cheating!
by Ben Carmitchel, IL April 25, 2003
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