keyboardist

One who plays the electric keyboard, who can imitate any sound, give atmosphere to any music, and stays in one place (unless using a keytar), so is easily crowded by girls.

The guitarist of the band left the stage in anger after seeing the keyboardist ripping his solo with seventeen girls around him.

by Ozone February 13, 2005

keyboard crunchies

The crumbs of various foodstuffs found when the keyboard is turned upside-down, and shaken or banged on the desk. These usually consists of, but are not limited to: Cheez-its, Doritos, sandwich/bread crumbs, dust and hair.

"My God! I just cleaned out my keyboard, and I had enough Keyboard crunchies to feed a third-world nation!"

by Will_Z September 19, 2005

Keyboard Scrabble

A game based on the frustrated jumble of letters that is sometimes expelled from a person during random intervals in any form of text conversation. (IE:lasicnmbcawancnu)

A game of keyboard scrabble is initiated when someone else begins to form a new word out of these letters.

Luke says:
ARG!!
Luke says:
aonaipcawc
Luke says:
keyboard scrabble start!
Ksenn! says:
okay
Luke says:
aaaonipccw
Luke says:
is the letters we have
Ksenn! says:
can we make a phrase?
Luke says:
Yes!
Luke says:
coinapawa!
Ksenn! says:
cow in a paca

by lucid dreamer February 11, 2009

keyboardicus erectus

a keyboard, playing surface, piano or midi controller with an erect key or keys. This malformation is typically due to damage caused by sporadic movement while demonstrating the proper rock-out technique for foot movement, thereby striking the stand on which the keyboard had once rested, causing it to fall to the ground. See also keyboard mashing.

Dude, when you foot-rocked that live tv performance, keyboardicus erectus was born.

by veloriomusic.com April 16, 2009

Keyboard Man

While playing Ghost Writer Webcam, the person typing is referred to as the Keyboard Man

Vince: So my friends and I decided to go on Chatroulette. I was keyboard man.

Hot Chick: You guys did a Ghost Writer Webcam?! I wish I could have been there!

by theandimancan August 4, 2010

keyboard courage

The act of being tougher than your normal self when posting/responding to anything on the interwebs.

Being a proper and utter douchebag online. False bravado on steroids.

That troll has some keyboard courage to talk that much crap.

by Manderstanding April 16, 2013

Keyboard Catting

Keyboard catting is a phrase used by gamers when a user is using a keyboard and mouse instead of a controller to play games. The keyboard catting phrase is mainly used by PC, Gaming PC, Gaming Laptop, Laptop users when playing a world-famous game Grand Theft Auto Five (Actual Name: Grand Theft Auto V, Gaming Name: GTAV or GTA Five). The keyboard catting phrase is usually assigned to the newest users to Grand Theft Auto V or FiveM as they do not normally use a controller during their early days of their gaming experience.

He is keyboard catting, he must be new.

by Zach Gaming (YouTuber) August 10, 2019