Keyboard Man

While playing Ghost Writer Webcam, the person typing is referred to as the Keyboard Man

Vince: So my friends and I decided to go on Chatroulette. I was keyboard man.

Hot Chick: You guys did a Ghost Writer Webcam?! I wish I could have been there!

by theandimancan August 4, 2010

Keyboard Scrabble

A game based on the frustrated jumble of letters that is sometimes expelled from a person during random intervals in any form of text conversation. (IE:lasicnmbcawancnu)

A game of keyboard scrabble is initiated when someone else begins to form a new word out of these letters.

Luke says:
ARG!!
Luke says:
aonaipcawc
Luke says:
keyboard scrabble start!
Ksenn! says:
okay
Luke says:
aaaonipccw
Luke says:
is the letters we have
Ksenn! says:
can we make a phrase?
Luke says:
Yes!
Luke says:
coinapawa!
Ksenn! says:
cow in a paca

by lucid dreamer February 11, 2009

keyboard turner

One who, during PvP in an MMORPG, turns their character to face their foe using their keyboard rather than their mouse. Due to the glacial speed of turning in this fashion, it will inevitably result in a severe beating from fleet-fingered, mouse-turning opponents. Used in WoW to describe those players who are completely lacking in PvP skills.

"I don't think that guy even landed a hit on me! Total keyboard turner!"

by Necrobadger February 4, 2008

manic keyboarder

That person who, when is quiet in a library or in a classroom, insists on striking every key they hit as hard as they can, because ya know that makes your typing more effective.

I was in the law library yesterday when this manic keyboarder loud typer hit one key so hard, I swore it was going to fly off her laptop.

by sjkyr4 March 11, 2009

Keyboard Cat

An awesome cat with the ability to play the keyboard. Often put at the end of a video of someone failing at something and getting hurt; with the title "play him/her off, keyboard cat"

Some keyboard cat videos
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEOZfNl7kmI&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAepgZ5iM5k&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jc0lYe-i6wE&feature=related

by CandleJack1104 April 18, 2009

Keyboard warrior

A bunch of worthless idiots who think they are safe behind that screen but when you confront them they act different and beg you not to cut their throat.

Keyboard warrior

by Punjabi power September 2, 2020

Keyboard Empowerment

A sense of worth and authority that can only be gained by sitting behind a keyboard for countless hours blogging or commenting on forum threads. Typically reserved for individuals who feel as if they are well versed in the political or religious fields but in reality are more ignorant than the average human. Also accompanied by a general worthlessness in their real life. This is most commonly seen in younger individuals who have poor social skills and are void of any athletic or scholastic talent.

Guy 1: "Fuck all you noobs out there! When slavery finally comes back I hope you all get put into it! Haxorz 4 lyfe!!

Guy 2: "Wow, this is ridiculous. You're sense of keyboard empowerment has gotten out of hand"

by John Coktoastin October 13, 2009