Katten

A cat that is fully grown and still looks like a Kitten.

"dude look at that Katten its like six and still looks like a kitten!

by kate neeley March 10, 2008

Kalender

This term is commonly used for transactions of kale salads. The first ever recorded kale dealer is the manager of Telemechos Village Hotel in Dassia, Greece.

- "Hey man I could really use a Kale Salad right now..."
- "Yooo, Telemachos is a kalender! He can totally hook you up with that!"

by KingofDefinitions June 11, 2019

Kalena

Kalena is an amazing wonderful human being. She is gorgeous and always has a bitch face on, but is honestly the nicest person you'll meet. She gives up herself way too easily, and falls in love wayyyy to fast. She believes all men are a waste of time. But, when she says she's done she's done. She's always hated on by the uglist bitches, but she remains unbotheres. Boys ain't shit to her and she doesn't let them have any contol over her emotions or mindset. All around Kalena is the baddest bitch you'll ever meet, SEXYYYYY ASFFFF, and she probably got a fat ass. BUT WHATEVER YOU DO. DON'T. PLAY. WITH. HER. FEELINGS.

BOY: "Ayee Kalena, wanna hang out after the game?"
Kalena: *rolls eyes*
BOY: "Come on babygirl don't be like that"
Kalena: *rolls eyes again and walks away, leaving the nigga hanging*
BOY: "It's cool ma, you'll be mine eventrully"

by BADBITCHHHHHHHHH August 9, 2017

Kaitlen

The definition for the word Kaitlen means a beautiful swan, a gracious lady, who's never rude, and always means the best for everyone.

Kaitlen can be related to a queen.

by Darccy October 14, 2008

kaylene virus

The virus that turns all asian boys into white girls. But the girls still have their dicks.

OMG, she's a futa! She's has a kaylene virus. Retreat! Retreat!

by K-Len Senpai August 3, 2016

Katzenjammer

a) When a musician plays/sings in an unpleasant manner so the music sounds like a cat wailing. (Katzenjammer literally translates to catwailing.)

b) A hangover.

c) The feeling of sadness after an euphoric event is over.

I like this song, but that guy is just playing katzenjammer!

by OnlyJulicorn January 25, 2018

Katzenmeyer

Katzenmeyer is a 6'7 tall, scary ass man. He towers over you like he's the Eiffel Tower and you're just a lousy ant and he will gaze down on you with such disappointment. Do everything perfectly with this man or he will rein hell by telling you "I'm very disappointed in you." or "one more time." As you are dying from dehrdraytion from marching too long. Before every concert he will say "that is not good enough" but after concerts he will be silent and not say a word about how bad it really was. Once you get on the tall mans good side and he praises you he will be jumping around and screaming on how proud he is of you

Katzenmeter I'd like on of those nice, sweet ladies you see at supermarkets. But instead of giving you candy, he gives you a scary ass stare that will stay in your brain forever

Madison: Did you see the glare Katzenmeyer gave the trumpets in class today?
Barry: Yeah, I feel bad for them. That glare will haunt their dreams forever

by Marchingband4life July 23, 2019