Anal karate

When you're having anal sex, and it's so rough that it feels like there is a little guy in there karate punching your insides.

So I was butt fucking this girl last night. When we were done, she told me that I give some of the most brutal anal karate she's ever had.

by Joe Salone September 22, 2010

karate champ

The first of many karate fighters and what some say to be the first real one on one fighting game ever. A single player competes against a computer opponent using two joysticks to perform a variety of moves. The best two matches, out of three, wins. Karate Champ was made by Nihon Bussan/AV Japan and released in 1984.

Damn son, I just played that Karate Champ and lunge punched me an oxen in the face!

by Lumivel May 23, 2005

slow karate

Slow Karate doesn't go that fast.

Fucking hell, I love that song...

by ElleyChaos January 1, 2004

Karate Carving

When someone with lack of experience or a sharp knife attempts to carve a turkey. By using very quick and repeated strikes on the bird they manage to pull and cut small chunks of white and dark meat instead of the beautifully sliced traditional serving.

Did you see Tommy struggling with the Turkey? Ya I felt bad, I wanted to help him out. He was giving that Turkey the Karate Carving beat down!

by MTJMZ December 17, 2009

Karate cock

When you attempt to karate chop someone, but miss and accidentally hit yourself square in the penis and/or testicular sack.

He moved too quick, and I accidentally karate cocked myself.

by Told you I could May 31, 2017

national karate

A shity hell hole

I went to national karate and was in the garage dumb

by Micheal dreasher December 21, 2017

party karate

A party that involves white powder that you snort up your nose.

chop a line....
we going to be chopping karate style.... chop, chop, chop....sniff, sniff, sniff.

Hey man tonight we are going to party karate style! CHOP!

by CandyCaneZa January 17, 2017